I was presuming the Human Labradoodle managed to drop his wallet at some point in the night’s proceedings, and was prepping his “bad people robbed us and then did other bad things while they had my wallet” excuse, in case it turned up somewhere incriminating (and urine-soaked!)…

“Ooooh, so close...we were looking for ‘trickle in’.”

*The sex idiot we deserve

I showed up today to see if any of those assholes were going to make an appearance. So much racism and American superiority about how the backwards and corrupt Brazilians were harassing innocent Americans and making fools of themselves. Do they have any follow-up commentary. They were insulting everyone who said that…

*wonders what the average trump supporter would think of brazilians pissing all over a gas station in the usa*

Accurate representative of an overaged frat bro feeling entitled to pee on a dude’s wall, because the people there seem poor.

Something about this story doesn’t smell right. I mean, Lochte is no whiz kid, but how is “they were asked to use the bathroom” where this story starts? Something pissed off either the gas station or the swimmers before that. And then why leak the robbery story? Did someone text them “ur in trouble” and they did that…

The only answer that was ever needed is “Because he is a fucking moron”.

THAT SHITHOLE OF A COUNTRY IS HARRASSING AMERICAN HEROES - everyone here yesterday

Ok here’s my theory... based on another famous person I’ve spent time with. They’ve been “handled” by people since they were very young so they’re very used to older people sharing in their life. They are probably like a lot of homeschoolers in that they might feel pretty awkward around people their own age (I was…

Trump will probably name him as his first choice for Ambassador to Brazil before the week is over.

Well, Lochte might not be a good representative of America, but at least he’s an accurate one.

So, wait... Still a robbery happened, but they were drunk and disorderly? (Does that mean Brazil is victim blaming now?) Or are they saying robbery didn’t happen at all?

I thought it was MK, and more like drug-buddy.

Was Ashley the one that was one of Heath Ledgers secret girlfriends when he died? Did we ever find out the scoop on that?

couple of things:

Going by that picture, George Condo is an alter ego for Andrew Lloyd Webber.

Check out Tony Ortega’s blog and you will understand how Tom Cruise would choose Scientology over his non-Scientology child.

“why your parent would choose religion over you is a painful thing to grasp.”

My parents choose religion over me and my kids all the time. They’re LDS, and I am ex-that. And while they never disowned me, and while they love their grandchildren, they choose religion over us all the time. They miss birthday parties…