I’m telling ya’ll, we need a national day to call the police on white people. I suggest Columbus Day since that’s the day that best represent when the calls should have started.

He can’t denounce them because his daddy was one. And for all we know someone got receipts of him at a Klan meeting/Sunday “church” picnic(white folks cookout) as a kid.

No shit. I had my fucking gallbladder removed, and it was an outpatient procedure. As if she doesn’t have cushy digs she can relax in following whatever the fuck she’s having done or a car to drive her ass home.

Is not having sex what we’re calling “having sex” now?

That’s longer than my dad’s stay after his bypass

Just now?

What really happened is Melania Trump had surgery Monday morning for a “benign kidney condition,” according to a White House statement.

Is “Poisoned”what we’re calling having sex with Donald, now?

It’s not like she said everyone is getting 40 kilos and a drug mule.

In a past life, I was a dog handler in the military. Both bomb and drug-sniffing dogs. They can be retrained to not respond to weed easily. Plus they find other drugs besides weed. (I hated doing drug work, even though looking for bombs with a dog is by definition crazy.)

Points for “Forever My FLOTUS.” Same here, friend. Same here.

If I read a gray that doesn’t seem racist or bad, I always check their feed and read a few pages of history to make certain they are not a racist, inbred f*ing Trump supporting dickhead.

Very true. Also a fellow white woman prone to Becky-ism.

It’s hilarious just how much it’s totally believable that this is exactly how they came to that slogan.

Don’t forget; you can’t explain anything to white people. I’m betting your disclaimer has earned you all kinds of awesome gray comments from awesome smart people. I’ve dismissed plenty.

Wanna be gangsta Sarah....”you don’t know me!”

nope

The caller admits she is “probably being completely paranoid with just everything that’s happened,” whatever that means.

She just knows it celebrates her favorite food, which obviously is mayonnaise.

I can name a few things he should stop eating, but then I’d be blamed for body shaming.