You FOOLS! This isn’t even her final form! Wait until you see her TRUE power!

Lol. I took that to mean they aren’t done as in, more work is still on the horizon. But I like to find the sarcasm in everything so maybe not.

from what i’ve seen with this family, i dont think kylie’s boobs are done at all.

Can we put this on Clover’s lit Xmas playlist?

the powerful sorceresses in Calabasas are becoming more and more concerned about the toxicity of their little brother’s relationship with each passing day: “At least some of his family members want Rob to split up with Chyna so they can say, ‘We told you so Rob. You deserve better.’”

I need to see the inside of this. I know, that’s what he said, but really.

Why would she call them “Shortly”?

Well, I guess I’ll just pack up my feminism wagon and move along because I didn’t even know I needed pink pineapple. But now that I have it? It seems like wanting even one more thing would be quite greedy.

“simply has some genes toned down to keep the flesh of the fruit pinker and sweeter”

Susan G. Komen should be calling them shortly.

Oh this totally makes up for Hillary losing, I’m fine now.

Pink Pineapple is the new name of my female-fronted death metal band.

I think it depends on both the breed and the individual temperament. Our old mastiff is just the sweetest dodo-brain and we can basically let him do whatever he wants and he’ll always be an angel. . . our little dog though- gawd if you give her the tiniest amount of leeway she becomes the ultimate demon.

You’re kinda shitty sometimes, too.

But...but...but the rapist was a deputy sheriff’s son! Why are they ruining his life over 20 minutes of action? *rage stroke*

What a trying time it must be for them all. That they were able to triumph in the end just makes the Christmas lights at home gleam a little brighter. #blessed

The only way I can interpret that is that the defense attorney is claiming the part where the defendant was sodomized with a wire hanger was consensual.

Also I am real f*cking tired of the narrative that we shouldn’t have stigmas follow the perpetrators for the rest of their life. F*ck that noise 

Meh. I’ve been going commando for years.