One wonders. I think it’s the beginning of the police state in service to Cheeto Hitler. Trump has run roughshod over so many people’s civil and constitutional rights during the campaign that I think he’s inured the police and prosecutors to attending to it.

including running away with a world-famous bullfighter

To be fair, the Emperor’s robes had better tailoring than Trump’s suits.

What would be the point of arresting him for assault? Even if he was convicted, Trump would just pardon him. And probably make the arresting officer, prosecutor, and judge a target in the process.

New York Daily News cheerily describing him as “feisty.”

Let’s not be too hasty here. We still don’t know whether he takes his shoes off on airplanes.

Pictured: Trump and his private security team.

“kind of a consigliere,”

Honestly? Comparing Trump to Hitler is almost too weak a comparison now. Is Donald Trump the worst person ever?

I listen to hip-hop more than I listen to pop music.

Unpresidented to be serving that.

I hate to say it, but this story is actually about Ethics In Journalism.

Perfect!

See...I would have been okay with an “outsider.” I would have been okay with someone with no “governing experience.” What I am absolutely not okay with is someone who does not have the intellectual curiosity to learn everything there is to learn about this new job he miraculously fell into, and would rather go on…

Maybe an Australian Jezzie can answer me but, why does it seem like everything there is trying to kill you?

It always seems as though one of the potential causes of mortality in Australia is that of wild animals gaining entry to one’s domicile. Fascinating beasts that seem almost mythical to the rest of the globe.

I just came here because I have to spill my guts and can’t do it anywhere else.

Well, if you see children as property of their father, he’s just doing what is within his rights. I’ll take this moment to remind everyone the US has yet to ratify the UN Convention on the Rights of the Child - we are the only UN member to fail to do so. We need to be better, US!

Well with Duck Dynasty ending, they did need to fill the air time somehow.

The media treats him like “this man is a disgusting racist who has darker visions than Hitler. He longs to inflict genocide upon the peoples he sees as subhuman. May God have mercy on us all, and deliver us from this man’s wicked dreams. BUT he looks a lot like Stephen Amell. He’s handsome, and I bet his kisses taste…