My son who went to Penn (University of Pennsylvania) would have corrected me if he’d seen me hit the publish button on my comments. There’s a bit of ego involved there *eye roll* We torment him by reminding him Trump got in 😉

I know. I was being lazy because I was on my phone. My assumption, which was a bad one, is that people wouldn’t give a shit. 

In even more simplistic terms, they had to get him on something so simple and specific that even Kilmeade could follow it. 

My son lives in West Fargo and is feeling pretty outnumbered. One of his neighbors has a confeDUHrate flag bumper sticker opposite his Trump 2020 sticker. In North friggin Dakota. 

Is it oatmeal?

This is perfect. Because I forgot about oyster crackers. Much like alumni of Penn forgot about Dave Petersen and his wife who apparently only speaks when spoken to by Dave.

The utility closet is never going to be “your office” no matter how hard you try to spin it.

Don’t look now but the hit dog is howling.

My son just alerted me to this story:

“You guys, this is all a kangaroo court run by Captain Kangaroo.” - Matt Gaetz (paraphrased)

Those letter writers aren’t saltines. They’re club crackers. They proudly say “I went to Penn” at every social event they attend at the country club right before they ask “do you have insurance?”

Here you go. If you finish reading this in its entirety I will send you some cookies and milk.

Not a single thing you said is true. Why do you keep lying? Didn’t your mother teach you it is wrong? Here’s an idea, walk up those basement stairs and ask her.

It took a little blue pill.

Everything you say is stupid and a lie. Go ask your mom for some snacks and go back to gaming. 

Yes. All this. Except, you know, the parts of it which aren’t true. Which is... all of it.

Gorsuch is afraid of “massive social upheaval” if they rule in favor of equal protection?

Check out Lonnie David Franklin Jr. Another one who preyed upon low risk victims. Hell, the LAPD referred to the crimes as “NHI” (no humans involved) because the victims were drug users and/or prostitutes.

Little is believed to have killed more women than Bundy and Dahmer combined.

Decriminalizing =/= open borders. And it is highly dishonest of you to say so.