Dear Lauren,

I’m willing to bet a decent amount of cash that she’s going to ask to speak to the managing editor next.

My oldest son has been saying for the past 3 years that the first person to punch Trump square in the mouth will win in 2020.

Snapping at the press is not a good look for someone who wants to be seen as opposite of Trump.

It’s not that mysterious.

I blame the social pressure to not be a victim. “I am not a victim” seems to be something people feel obligated to say. As if admitting being a victim is a personal failing of some kind. Or that it means you’re weak.

Men are innocent until proven guilty. Women are liars (guilty) until proven innocent.

Yep yep yep.

Someone needs to ask that punk ass bitch why his boots weren’t on the ground in Afghanistan.

Oh do fuck off. That retread doesn’t get to live off his mother’s corpse at the expense of the entire country with his nativist, racist, lying ass rhetoric.

Best guess? He made it into a half ass paper airplane and threw it at him.

I don’t know but I now have my retort for the next time someone trots out a tired old joke about the names black people give their children.

This asshole is going to straight up kill a bunch of brown people because we made fun of his map, isn’t he?

They get off on being cruel to vulnerable people.

Anyone who uses the initial of their first name is a douche nozzle.

Oliver North

One would think Pence was tired of being grabbed.

Sarah Palin! She’s hot, single, and ready to mangle the English language!

A ranch in Wyoming? Well,now. He’s gonna David Koresh this shit, isn’t he.

Who pulled this worthless piece of shit probably a rapist himself out of the greys?