Can anyone in that family wear a suit? 

I mean, these are the same people who laughed at Mike Huckabee’s “jokes” so...

I can’t decide if you’re naive or if you really believe this stuff, but let me clue you in. The “institution of marriage” being supported by religious institutions is bullshit. You know what priests and pastors told women to do if their husbands were beating them? Try harder to please him. Stay. For the children. Be…

She doesn’t understand that she’s not white enough for the white people’s club.

Yep. The Original Trump Bitch. 

He heard people whistle for his mother, so what’s a little pat on the leg?

Y’all I’m not trying to hijack this story but this happened in my city last night and I am sick over it but can’t find how to send it to The Root staff to follow up on.

Yep. Unless she sexually harasses or assaults someone?

It’s picked up speed.

On a fundamental level it is as simple as that. But we have some layers over the racist filling now. Layers of a president who weaponizes his followers. Layers of law enforcement that has been infiltrated by white supremacists. Layers of perpetually aggrieved grievance professionals in the media stoking the fires of…

I think it’s super neat that the “most pro-life president ever” is making it harder for people in the military to adopt.

How’s that make America great again working out for ya?

Him showing his fragile masculinity dimpled ass does not rise to the level of equilibrium.

This bit of Oswalt’s and John Mulaney’s Salt and Pepper Diner skit get me every time. And I don’t know why. They are objectively dumb. But still so funny to me.

I actually think his continued harping on the trans community is because he couldn’t hack the criticism the first time he tried to trot that tired shit. Like he’s doubling down because no one gets to tell him he’s not funny.

This is a costume, right?

How much of that 41.6% is reporting on Biden’s “gaffes”

Speaking of Tim whats-his-face, just me or does he look like a lesser Brian Posehn?

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I’m now waiting for him to pull off  the mask and reveal he’s actually a grumpy old white dude in a MAGA cap.