At least the STI uses its hood scoop.

A non-functioning hood scoop? Yeah, way to remind me of a 1990's Mustang. This car too would take 138 hours to detail with all those nooks and crannies.

Because nothing says “overstyled” better than a third tailpipe on a 4-cylinder motor...

It’s an over styled Subaru with a Honda badge. It’s not a good look.

What professional would show up to the office in something this ridiculous?

It’s hideous. Sorry. Too much going on and insanely boy-racer.

I hope I’m not in the minority when I say this: