Betcha wouldn't if she was a hot British chick.

I once laughed uncontrollably after a particularly intense "level 3" (from now on, that's what I'm going to call a strong, long-lasting orgasm brought about by penetration + clitoral stimulation). It kind of weirded my guy out at first, but we joked about it afterward. It was a spontaneous laughter connected to no…

What's a Level 3 Orgasm?

For the record, I always have Level 5 orgasms.

I wore spanx under a dress to a party a few weeks ago and got really stoned. I convinced myself that I couldn't breathe and had a mild panic attack. Never again.

Skeletal? Her jaw bones are quite pronounced I admit but her body looks pretty normal. You must be from the mid-west or something.

But.. she's 28. Not exactly an old woman, is she.

This Sizzurp thing is so fucking depressing I can't even. It's like little kids playing in the kitchen and mixing up milk and ice cream and chocolate syrup but with incredibly-dangerous-to-abuse depressants and soda.

Don't you know that anything other than a red lacy thong is a gross granny panty? Come on!

Those are not granny panties. There does exist underwear that is between a thong and matronly undergarments.

let's just give it a rest with the "granny panties" critique bullshit ok? it strikes me as really hypocritical that Jez is criticizing women for wearing comfortable underwear as opposed to butt floss based on...wait, what was the reasoning for that again? 10 points to Jez if they can explain without sounding like…

stawwwwwwp with the granny panties thing. this is white underwear.

Clearly, you are not of Italian descent. (I'm Italian, I can say it!)

If anyone can handle enormous tasks, it's the gay porn industry. Why, I've seen them handle up to two enormous tasks at once!

It certainly is indecent exposure to force a child to be partially nude in a classroom full of other children as punishment. It is part of normal human development that children don't necessarily want to be nude in public. It doesn't have to be "embedded in a child's head" that being stripped and forced to sit…

Unclear what this means exactly. Google searches do not equal porn consumption rate. What it may suggest is that more closeted men = fewer actual porn subscriptions in favor of using Google for a quick porn dash. Unclosested gay and bi men in all likelihood are less concerned with hiding their tracks.

Also its unclear…

I know. That's because his beauty is so profound it's hard to entirely wrap your head around its magnitude.

I'm fine with criticism. I'd like to become better, and listening to criticism is a good place to start. But Groupthink posts speculating on my mental health posted in a space that the participants never thought I'd read isn't "criticism," it's performative outrage and gleeful, shitty small person bullshit. I wouldn't…

Was that joke? I thought it was something more along the lines of "a pretty person died but we ugly people still live." Which is really fine. With respect to either joke, it does not even remotely justify the petty, vicious speculating that some Jez commenteres engaged in.