You gotta do that things that birds do, like huddle down and draw your arms and legs in to warm them at your belly.

It hardly seems fair that the guy got not just two dicks, but two nice dicks. I'm...I'm...intrigued.

I remember that article... A discussion about the problem of racism in Italy turned into a xenophobic rant in the comment sections. I was really upset by the hypocrisy.

If that is true then it is disappointing that once again Jezebel has not done their research they do it all the time when it comes to stories in the UK.

This. Had any of my husband's friends sent him dick picks, even when we were dating, he would have said, 'Whoa, guess what? So and so just sent me a dick pick.'

In my experience the people who can't write decent female characters (or, like Alderman, cannot comprehend that there's no formula to writing a "strong woman") also tend to start pre-constrained by ideas of What Women Are Like. This might be because I know a lot of screenwriters who take a really paint-by-numbers…

..... 0r that he will, but only under her supervision........

(if that works for her like it does for me, which it probably doesn't.)

I forgot to add another reason that women tend to avoid hook-ups, 4) the fear of being beaten/violated/murdered.

It is an absolute travesty that Gary Oldman (55) is not on this list. I mean, come on. His name is Gary OLD MAN. And he is my lover.

Yeah, none of that answers the question of how the fuck body mass makes anyone more or less feminine. You know how feminists who are not dickheads acknowledge that while women are oppressed, men are also hurt by patriarchy? Try applying that logic to the misogyny of policing skinny women's bodies. Dismantling the…

Probably true, but that just makes it even more frightening.

You don't think a 16 or 17 year old should be allowed to decide if they want to have chemo or not, regardless of the circumstances? Like, you think that an older teen should be forced to endure treatment even if all their doctors have said that the cancer is going to kill them and that chemo will only prolong their…

Your reconciling of your beliefs has absolutely zero to do with someone else's personal, private sexual and medical decisions. That is all.

"LONG BLACK OBJECT"

This paves the way for posthumous mainstream success of Anal Cunt.

Also, guess how lucky you are that you get to avoid things you don't want to see? How much luck would a gay man or woman have getting through life without seeing heterosexual displays of affection in public or the media? Grow up.

If an innocuous photo of two people kissing makes you think about gerbiling, you might be the disgusting one.

Sometimes I doubt your commitment to the Prancing Elite, Semmes.

"If they were going to put this kind of..activity in the parade they should have notified the people of Semmes.." That pause says it all. I can't remember the last time I received a letter in the mail alerting me to the fact that there was going to be AN AMAZING FUCKING DANCE GROUP INVITED BY THE LOCAL PARADE COMITTEE…