I beseech of thee not go through life this willfully obtuse. It cannot be enjoyable to those in your orbit nor effective for your ability to communicate with carbon based life forms.

Totally agreed, I frequently hear people talk about how attraction and sex are the foundation of relationships and I wonder if those people have healthy relationships. I would never pick a life partner based on initial attraction, if nothing else, you have no clue how they will look in 5 years. If you go for someone…

Gotta watch out for those vaginal sparks. They're the 3rd leading cause of bush fires. Just behind pocket rockets and pube friction.

I hate comments like yours. They're just barely short of saying that skinny women aren't "real women." All of the models have buttcheeks, which you know. You can say that they have small butts, but don't say that they don't have any. It's like people always viciously commenting "she doesn't have any tits!" about…

All Hail underbutt! I have been noticing this more and more and as a redblooded male, I approve. Why not? I've appreciated the female derriere for as long as I can remember and it's time we just embraced it in all its cushiony glory. A sneak preview never hurts, and it gives the thinner ladies a way to accentuate the…

I'm looking at this from the same perspective, and I'm honestly surprised that so many people, including sex educators, have never seen a condom on a guy that is clearly too small. I mean, yes, it may "fit," but if it rolls halfway up the shaft and is so tight it makes a guy lose an erection, it doesn't fit. If guys…

I actually have taught sexual education to teens as part of my role as a mental health worker. You know what? I've found that hyperbole and gimmicks are not a great way to teach impressionable people about stuff that is sensitive, personal, and highly variable between individuals. Since the fact that a condom can…

But if I say a t-shirt doesn't fit I don't mean it's physically impossible to stretch that shirt over my body, I mean it's tight and uncomfortable. Same thing when a guy says a condom doesn't fit.

It really grinds my gears as a sex educator when people do the "condom on the head/arm/leg" thing without giving it context and explaining that it still won't work for some people

He got drunk while his wife was giving birth and proceeded to smash up the living room and shout abusive things up to her while she was labouring in the room above. He wanted women to be 'curvy' but had a neurotic disgust at the sight of them actually eating. He sexually abused a 14 year old boy in his employ. …

Byron was a cool, dark artist type. He left a lot of broken hearts (and one or two pregnant women) behind him. He was invested in his creativity and in his friendships with Percy Shelley, Mary Shelley, etc., but he wasn't what I would refer to as a "responsible parent". The times, maybe, but he was an aristocratic bon…