Ew, fuck right off.

Perhaps he's sexually attracted to her? I'm pretty sure I'll still want to have sex with 21 year old men when I'm 35. I wouldn't want to seriously date them, but who says Bloom and Gomez are seriously dating?

For god's sake, the woman is 21. For all you know she just wants to bang Orlando Bloom, and is in absolutely no danger of having her tender, delicate, debutante feelings trampled.

Psychology isn't magic. Presumably people who want to become police officers have a fairly good idea of what traits are considered desirable, and so they present themselves accordingly. There is pretty much only *one* way to catch people out when it comes to self-report data, and that is to ask questions like "I…

I'm a little sister, but not by much. I think I'm about equivalently successful as my older sister at the moment, but I expect to overtake her in the next few years. To be honest, I do think that I am a bit smarter than her as well. I certainly did better in my academic career, and I always have done.

Maybe... or I'm just trying to think what I'd wrap it up in. Toilet paper? It would bleed through or disintegrate.

Kegels.

"I just can't even fathom the logistics of wrapping up and putting a used tampon in the trash."

This is an unusually literal interpretation of a common phrase. Are you autistic?

Yeah, well I think you're a sentimental idiot who's projecting a sense of justice and proportionate response to a cat.

"From a cat's point of view, they're perfectly rational."

Amazingly, cats don't have a sense of justice, or a sense of cause and effect. If they're pissed off or in pain because of some other reason, they will sometimes lash out at people who have nothing to do with it.

Gonna have to agree with all the people saying cats don't attack unless they're hurt or provoked.

My cat bit me once after he cornered a rat in our kitchen but the rat managed to get away. :(

Singer is not closeted, he has been openly gay for a long while. Also, I don't get anymore of a 'sleazeball' vibe from his films than I do from the majority of heterosexual male directors. Far less, in fact.

Not to mention that a lot of people are very *very* keen on the idea of women's sexuality being fluid (but not men's). Presumably because they're hoping that "fluid" translates to "pliable."

A cunt-n-paste mix-up.

I'm not sure how something like this gets tweeted "accidentally."

Some people self-harm this way. Admittedly, usually people with pretty severe mental health problems.

It's not always a sexual thing. Some people with mental illness also do it as a form of self-harm. I've - ugh - seen it.