I want to punch anybody who has *ever* spoken the words "the female form." In the face.

It's not enough for you have fast car! You must also have work ethic, and sense of reciprocity, and take ownership of responsibility to nurture dreams of freedom that you once kindled in a fragile human heart!

Not exactly. Private schools are just any independent, fee-charging school not owned by the state. 'Public schools' are a *very* small, elite sub-set of these, like Eton and Harrow, and all that classic Brit-Lit Shit.

'Private school' doesn't necessarily mean boarding school. The majority of private schools in the UK are day schools.

Is that Jimmy's ring you're wearing? Gee, it must be great riding with him!

but I do know that the all girls school I went to, every single girl had a crush on a woman they wanted to kiss or felt 'confused' over for a little while..

It doesn't make you less worthy and notable, it makes you less fucking informed on women and their sexuality. And yes, I would say the same thing to a gay man who talks the same load of shite you do, and pretends to know more about what women like than *the actual women who are telling him what they like.*

You're a virgin, or very close to it. That much is obvious.

I have a really high sex drive and I like a good-looking man just as much as the next horny, insatiable merchant sailor on the run from the shipwreck of his life.

To be fair, I think she's giving that baby side-eye because she's positioned to the side of her.

Yeah. It's the idea that women's bodies are territory that belongs to one side or another, and that having sex with the 'wrong' man is like giving away a resource to the enemy.

I'm sorry my relationship with my dog gives you an "icky feeling." I was just using it as an example that there are power dynamics in EVERY relationship, whether that makes you comfortable or not - this includes romantic, platonic, business relationship.

Sex is supposed to be a mutual thing, no one should be "in charge" of it. That thought is frankly icky and makes my clit shrivel.

I'm sure the shitty drag queens everywhere thank you for being their internet champion.

Stalin, Hitler and Pol Pot weren't exactly role models either, but I'd expect a decent history curriculum to mention them.

I think he's hot as hell and I don't even care who knows it.

It wasn't mean, just not a very snappy comeback. Sounded like something you'd hear at the end of a 90's kids cartoon, and wouldn't win you any dignity. ericafails' suggestion was much more pointed.

Er, no. ericafails' was better.

I had to pretend not to be horrified when my host mother lifted her arms to adjust her hair while wearing a tanktop— she had more hair under her arms than I did.

It was nun hero-worship (and reading a lot of bitchin' nun memoirs lent to me by my devout grandmother) that made me decide that I wanted to be a nun when I was a tween.