She would have her butler, or one of the Palace Guards, pull it. She is very well attended.

If chickens can play the piano and horses can do arithmetic, I don't see why this should be impossible...

I know if I were a farmer my primary concern would be to keep my porch clean.

Has anyone here read any Picoult that they want to recommend? And which other would you compare her writing to?

It's the sharts that are the real problems.

Patchouli is an essential element in hippy STANK. Not meant to mask, but to complement.

I fart cinnamon dust and shit biscuits. Beat that, bucko.

Jeez, when did the price of others' thoughts go up? First it was a 'penny for your thoughts', then we had 'my two cents' and now you drop your '3 cents'. Commodification and inflation just won't quit.

This article starts from the pov that everyone who claims to be a private seller is a private seller. That has not been my experience on Craigslist. Many, many, many people resell cars to make money and try to mislead buyers into thinking they are private sellers. In Ontario we refer to these types of sellers as…

Veterinarian care is very, very expensive and their medical offerings have been vastly expanded. It is not a simple matter of getting a yearly check up and some booster shots. The vet I have been taking my pets to for over 14 years offers a variety of medical interventions, all of them costly. A yearly check up…

Well, of course it's little old ladies. They are the originators of blue and purple hair.

These were acted, right? Too many of these couples were (from what I could see) conventionally attractive and the positions were often sportive. Was their a single missionary? Why so many red heads? The scenery was breathtaking with nature supplied mists, fogs and balls of light. While I can see why these might just…

Kara, there is a line from Amy Tam's "The Kitchen God's Wife" that has stuck in my mind for over 20 years because it was so delicious. I never had a word to describe it, but now, I am asking for you to weigh in and decide whether it is, in fact, an example of shade.

Let my ladies come?

I agree with you. Further, the body types of the women are of a wider range than the norm, but they are all attractive in a conventional way. Their bodies are still the focal point, but at least they are driving the message that they want. However, the message may be read differently than intended, and the video of…

It's a well-known fact that moths are amongst the world's lowest paid workers and accept the poorest of working conditions. On the other hand, they would be proud to see their work displayed so beautifully...

I think calling Kanye's output 'meagre' is belittling what he has truly done. Let's give credit where it is due. Even if you do not like his music, enough people do that he has managed to put out (according to Wikipedia) " released seven studio albums, two live albums, three video albums, four mixtapes, one-hundred…

Ignorance is bliss, though. So he must be absolutely, deliriously joyous '. ( I know it's wrong of me to assume he is a man, but I am using 'he' in the universal sense here.)

Also, I don't like to complain, but I resent the use of the word piehole in this case. It should clearly be 'Shut your cake hole.' Please to fix for future articles.

I take it you don't mean the 420 kind of hippy?