Because why the fuck not?

Norm!

Hm, I wonder when the clumsy appropriation of stereotypical 'black' speech patterns will stop being fresh and funny?

Transexuals: Ladies+

Actually, I've read here and there that Gaga doesn't actually have that much money. She spends most of her income on those costumes and her stage show.

[Looks around] Is no one else going to do this thing?

The one thing that comforts me is that white people will be a minority in this country in my lifetime. Kicking and screaming and being assholes the whole way, but someday…

You're not white in the U.S. unless you're not bothered by subtle racism.

I rest my case.

You use one offensive stereotype and assholes never forget…If being offended by blatant racism makes me an asshole, then I'm proudly an asshole.

All his movies were for rich white kids, even the ones ostensibly about poor (white) kids.

I think Hughes movies are remembered fondly by white middle-classed kids who grew up in the suburbs in the '80s and pretty much no one (particularly people of color) else.

Still doesn't make any sense—"Cecelia" is a name used by Italians, English-speakers, Finns, the Dutch and Germans too.

He's a Tauron. They apparently are driven more by emotion than sense. (…This damned storyline).

"PC" has nothing to do with objecting to SNL's lazy, lazy joke-writing. SNL has relied heavily on the male-on-male make-out joke for so long that they have to take it to new, graphic, squirm-inducing heights (lows?) in order to wring even a pale, wan smile from anyone.

New Cap City was not a particularly interesting place. Though I was hoping to see Tamara again (was I the only one who thought Philemon would accidentally run into Tamara in V-world setting up some sort of romantic triangle?)

Him?

Yeah, 'cause only Mexicans give their children middle names. You're a pretty fucking horrible dumbass.

I think it's too late for condoms, dillweed.

I just learned that grundle = taint.