You all realize that he created this thread just so he'd have a special place to be a pedantic asshole?

Geezus. It's the fourth (?) show and you're already lost?

People are still comparing it to BSG. The latter was an adventure story. Caprica is not. It's like complaining that Deep Space 9 didn't have enough space exploration in it.

Lurker kinda has a point. I mean: lack of democratic decision-making, a government that essentially turned into a military dictatorship/strong woman president, opaque elite decision-making, a heavy religious influence, skepticism or wariness of technology and progress, brutal repression of proletariat revolt, etc. etc.

As per usual with Windows products, that was completely unhelpful.

They should do team hosting more often
There are PLENTY of younger people who have been on the show that seem like they needed some help handling their hosting duties. They could do it theme-style. For instance: Taylor Swift, Taylor Momsen and Taylor Lautner.

Ignorant sluts!

I didn't read this as a teenager
But I still enjoyed it. It didn't knock me out at the time, nor did it leave much of an impression (I can't really remember any plot points), but I remember enjoying Kerouac's style and voice.

Brings up Firefly for no reason.

She's William Adama's maternal grandmother, so she's not Grandma Adama. So what's the character's name? Did they mention it and I just missed it?

Damon hasn't exactly been masturbating alone at home all this time. He dated Winona Ryder and he's currently married to an attractive Argentinian woman (http://marriage.about.com/o….

White guy affects 'black' patois in attempt to be edgy and humorous. Provokes accusations of trollery.

No, no. Mantan is talking about the time he was once the filling in a man sandwich.

What is with Moore and dancing robots?
That scene with Zoe and Phil brought back horrible flashbacks.

It would be a nifty plot twist if it turned out that the GDD (is that right?) actually has cult members in it who are actively hampering the investigation from the inside. Perhaps the blonde agent who let the bomber go could eventually be revealed as a GDD member?

I think Graystone wanted to demonstrate that because the company can't control what's going on with the holoband world, it wasn't going to try and profit from it. In that way, he was trying to cleanse the company's image for the public, which because of Sarno, was associating its main source of profit with…

I also don't find the characters on this show to make much sense. Right now they just seem really random and I can't figure out what's driving a few of them. But that was the case with BSG's first episodes. It takes time to build three-dimensional characters, so I'm giving Caprica a chance in that regard. Because it…

It was a lame joke but someone in this thread had to make it!

Affleck
would rather swap careers.

The 'pranks' were incredibly mean-spirited. It's not really a prank anymore if there's a chance you're seriously going to injure someone or destroy their stuff.