Am I the only one who wishes this particular child rapist
wasn't such a gifted auteur? I was kind of hoping The Ghost Writer would end up sucking, but reviews have been pretty positive so far.

I think evolutionary biology is reductive and gives people an excuse for asshole behavior. You can state that your horniness makes you dumb shit without being all SCIENCE SAYS IT'S OK THAT I LET MY WEENUS MAKE THE DECISIONS.

I didn't finish my thought—evolutionary biology 'facts' like "Men are programmed to spread their seed" just reify prevailing social tropes. I mean, according to evolutionary biologists, all women who are with beta males will feel the urge to cheat on their partners with alpha types when they ovulate in order to ensure…

HipsterDBag needs to stop dating hookers or princessy types. Women aren't all out there looking to sucker some guy for a free meal. We have better things to do, like shop for body wash and provoke sexual harassment.

Oh yeah, like her biggest problem is that her neighbors might think she's slutty, rather than her fucked up perspective on dating and relationships.

Why is lobsters1 so obsessed with Apatow? Does he want to marry Apatow and have his babies?

I agree. Casual sex isn't nearly as awesome as people make it out to be. Truth is, most people just aren't that good in bed. But emotional intimacy, trust and practice can compensate for the lack of natural boning skills.

There's been a lot of good YA fiction that could easily be adapted to quality family films, yet never were. Homecoming by Cynthia Voight is the perfect coming-of-age story/road movie—adventure, family, heartache, social commentary, and a semi-happy ending.

For an elderly priest, it's pretty damned solid.

Honestly?
While I've laughed at and been fascinated by how bad The Room is, overall, I just feel sorry for the guy.

I enjoyed the Mexican-Canadian accent
Eh, esse?

Who was particularly terrible: Wyclef, Daughtry, the little girl-boy who started things, Kanye.

Oh god
It just keeps going, doesn't it?

Also, pointing out that I didn't find two out of the three jokes named above is not trolling—it's stating my opinion. I did not think those were particularly funny lines, but hey humor is subjective. You guys need to fucking toughen up. Pussies.

Oh fuck no, bitches. I spell it the American way: "gray".

Oh yeah, women totally go for the cow-faced look.

Black American women tend to not out-marry (that is, marry outside their race), while Black American men do at somewhat higher (not an enormous amount but significant) rates. The opposite happens with Asian-Americans. Whether the failure to out-marry is self-imposed or due to inability to find partners outside one's…

It means he's only attracted to white women but feels vaguely guilty about not being interested in black women. (Meanwhile all the Asian, Native and Latin women hold their collective breath, wondering whether John Mayer would ever want to fuck them with his white supremacist dick).

Maybe his hentai message board welcomed him back?

"cool sexy chick" = pet dog.