Fucking fuck. Does every conversation about Caprica have to involve a discussion of the BSG finale? Get on with your fucking lives!

Mister Ojinist: Why don't you clean the shit out between your ears?

And merely summarizing or repeating lines that tickle one's funny bone is a "distingquished" contribution to Internet discourse? Eat a bag of dicks.

Grope-e-grams
For the thoughtful stalker.

Two out of those three jokes were not particularly funny.

Yeah, but they've hardly done anything with the dynamic. Michael messes up and Jim tries half-assedly to clean up after him. Boring.

What's dickish about trying to go for a better-paying job? Jim and Pam have a baby on the way. Michael is single.

Lighten up, you humorless bitches!
So much butt-clenching defensiveness about this parody from the men.

Because senor awesome doesn't take feminism seriously, then "nobody" does.

It's sexist because it relies on the underlying cultural trope that wives and girlfriends are nagging, emasculating harridans who suck all the joy and vitality out of men. It also sexist because it relies on the cultural trope that men are irresponsible, slobby babies who would prefer being selfish pricks but can't…

Oooh…Wikipedia. You win!

Both he and the son had pedo haircuts.

It's kind of shocking to realize that there are basically no sitcoms on the air these days that have a cast as racially diverse as those of Head of the Class, A Different World, Diff'rent Strokes, The Jeffersons, or Saved by the Bell (to name a few).

Oh my god. Why were so many '80s sitcoms so bad? Not just silly-bad, but rage-inducing bad? I remember watching Small Wonder, What's Happening Now, Charles in Charge, It's a Living, The Facts of Life, Gimme a Break! (I was a kid and had nothing else to do) and becoming incredibly angry at how improbably bad the…

That's funny. I've found that having a woman's forearm as my lower torso to be strangely liberating.

I love this show, but I don't like football
This is one of the most emotionally honest and resonant television series ever put on the air. Somehow they've made two things that I find really boring in the abstract (small town life and sports) incredibly compelling and deeply moving (without a whiff of cheese…though I'm…

A screamy show
One of those sitcoms in which wacky = everyone screams and flails their limbs a lot.

Aw. ZMF is agitated. How darling.

Actually, kids have been portrayed as smartasses on TV for decades. The type of sass they spew may differ in form, but the subtext is the same: "Grown-ups are dense. Kids are clever little scamps!"

By default, Smurfs are either male or produce asexually. Smurfette was created by Gargamel to destroy the Smurfs. She's a foreign element in the Smurf environment.