I don’t really have a joke, just want to say as one of the people delayed hours that day: fuck you, TJ

A stranger recently told me I look like him, and I almost punched her (which would have probably only made things more uncanny ...).

Ironically enough, TJ Miller actually had a bomb is his bag.

A free market is a market operating according to supply and demand without interference from an outside authority (i.e. the government). The Atlantic calculated that their product would be in less demand if they kept Williamson, based on their perception of consumer sentiment, so they fired him. Nobody made the…

Fuck off you stupid Nazi fuck.

I’ll confess to being a bit disappointed—I had thought that you might bring a little evidence to support your point of view, or at least misrepresent me via a spectacularly demolished straw-man. But just jabbing your finger in my general direction and denouncing me as an avatar of “the mob” feels a…

Any conservative writer out there who is writing now about how this goober went too far or that isn’t real conservatism is fucking lying to you.

Hold on. You’re telling me that right-wing and conservative don’t go together? Are you for real? Can I have some of that obviously quite potent weed you’re smoking on? Because you’re fucking delusional. Like a true conservative/right-winger.

Which means they don’t have the courage of their convictions:

If you truly believe a fetus is alive and that killing that fetus is murder, then it follows that the person who ordered the murder (the mother, and the father if he helped pay for it, etc...) and the hitmen who carried it out (the doctor and any…

As distinct from those street magicians out there making mom proud.

Hot take: I would hire a conservative writer (if I was in the market for one) who actually said women who have abortions (and the doctors who perform them) should be jailed and/or given the death penalty.

Because that writer is actually being honest about the conservative point of view toward women and their…

Did you read the article the quote came from? She is talking about Cuomo and the State Senate exlcuding Andrea Stewart-Cousins from the negotiating table, not talking about herself.

I’m thrilled, however, to report that his welcome-back-from-prison party was catered by Albert Manzo, husband of the Real Housewives of New Jersey’s Caroline Manzo

Again, if you’re just going to discount people’s opinions because you’ve smeared them as management then that’s a problem. Creative director/lead writer is hardly management big wig in the same way that VP/President is and now you’re just moving goal posts.

Accountants can’t dictate when tax time is or force clients not to barrel toward them in a giant rush when it arrives. Lawyers cannot strictly dictate the amount of time they’ll have to build a case or prepare for trial.

Wait how are you grey?

At this point, I’m shocked Steph hasn’t taken credit for scrubbing Benoit out of existence; it’s the only thing not nailed down that she hasn’t tried to make herself look better.

If you’d put down the Ayn Rand books for a moment, maybe you’d realize that being a fucking pimp is not a “personal flaw” worth discarding. And that Moolah was, in fact, one of the power-mongering “managerial class” you despise so much.

That’s like saying what Harvey Weinstein did isn’t a big deal because the movies he produced are scripted in advance.