“Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late. I use the side door - that way General Kelly can’t see me. After that I sorta space out for an hour, I just stare at my desk, but it looks like I’m working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch too, I’d say in a given week I probably only do about…

You’d literally only have to get 20 words into the Constitution to get to the part where it is, in fact, the government’s job to make sure people don’t die of preventable diseases or starve. Comes right after the part where it’s their job too make sure we don’t get re-colonized. Don’t get high and mighty about the…

Fuck off Billy Bootstraps. You’re sick of your tax dollars helping poor people in this country? I’m sick of mine being used to blow them up overseas.

I don’t expect the gov’t to pay for my medical expenses

Imagine still thinking we are the greatest country in the world.

This is the fucking disgrace topper on a teeming shit-pile of fucking disgraces you’ve been responsible for lately, The United States of America. Stop it.

I didn’t know any drug dealers (so far as I knew), but people working in tech in Seattle in 1997 (like me!) all had cell phones.

As fun as it is watching a sentient sebaceous cyst and an amoral skin lesion take turns throwing one another underneath busloads of racist yokels, it’s more fun to spend a bomb cyclone with a giant sheepdog.

except that with a dispensary, you know where the money is, where the inventory is, where the property is, and that no one will shoot back when you go to seize it all.

https://www.theonion.com/first-place-cops-looked-was-inside-at-at-1819587212

Well said. Enforcing marijuana bans at the federal level will fail for the same reason that prohibition failed in the 20s and 30s: in that instance, the states increasingly came to refuse to enforce prohibition, regarding the law as a federal one, to be enforced federally, and not one they wanted to devote state…

I’m sure you can buy a Dodge Challenger in Neurosyphilis Orange.

A lot of these articles point back to decades-old trump interviews. He has always been a narcissistic idiot. But he was once a coherent, narcissistic idiot capable of using three syllable words and maintaining a train of thought for 15 seconds. The decline is staggering.

I’m not gonna lie, Australia’s police forces have their own issues - entrenched racism, almost-as-bad homophobia, and a long history of corruption - but your country’s law enforcement scares the crap out of me. At least our cops aren’t toting around military-grade armaments, and as bad as they are they don’t go around…

I suddenly have this vision of Donald Trump wearing fake, giant hands, like Charlie Kelly’s Uncle Jack.

I’ve been using the Kinjamprove add-on for Chrome, and it’s been pretty great at making Kinja somewhat less unbearable.

Can Trump please get indicted, arrested, stroked out or whatever the fuck already? I don’t think I can hack another year of this shit.

I had already won the nomination by defeating seventeen candidates, often described as the most talented field ever assembled in the Republican party.