I’m sure the community will take this in stride. /s

Uh oh, here come the angry 12 year olds who will demand V-bucks as compensation.

Ohhh, you have pears! I’m jelly.

What a truly weird stance on beer. You know...that thing that’s very, very popular.

What a truly weird stance on beer. You know...that thing that’s very, very popular.

I thought $32 per month for Flaviar sounded reasonable. Turns out it’s billed monthly but ships quarterly, so $95 for three tastes and a full bottle per quarter.

I thought $32 per month for Flaviar sounded reasonable. Turns out it’s billed monthly but ships quarterly, so $95…

...I think the real story we should be focusing on here is that Astroneer spacesuit costumes exist. 😮 Do...do they come in adult size? 🤔 Because that is frickin’ cool. Better than one of those goofy T-Rex costumes.

Yah, if you can splurge on bullshit with your stimulus check, then you prolly have enough money to splurge on bullshit even if you don’t get it.

Yah, if you can splurge on bullshit with your stimulus check, then you prolly have enough money to splurge on…

I’m hanging onto mine for dear life. Nobody knows how long this will go for. There’s talks of recurring stimulus payments, but I gotta plan for the worst. Even if they come through, I’ll be hanging onto those as well and only spending what I have to on food, rent and utilities. That being said, I’m in a pretty sweet…

I’m hanging onto mine for dear life. Nobody knows how long this will go for. There’s talks of recurring stimulus…

I think few steps in general is the key to obesity. 

That just sounds like obesity with fewer steps.

This is some Westworld shit

So there was a sale at PSN and thus I got discounts for Horizon Zero Dawn and Spider Man.

As I’m sure Jim Sterling would say, Fallout: 76 is the gift that keeps on giving... stories to game journalists because of how shoddy it is.

This! This! This! You want surgical masks, which have the wire. Then you just pinch the wire around your nose and no more fogging.

Oh man I had Timesplitters Future Perfect, multiplayer was so fun but you’re right.....F$%&ING MONKEYS!

I want a new Timesplitters game so much.

Right? I was confused by the premise. Have these folks never eaten pretzels and nutella? I was going to ask rhetorically if they've ever eaten beaver dams, but I feel like that's a mean innuendo joke to make on a website devoted to nerds. 

They sound great, and the name alone got me to buy and try them, but they’re merely good.

Exactly. The entire premises of this article is horribly wrong.