The Man in the White Castle

Okay, now I understand. But I’d still like citation. Nowhere in the guidelines did it say you had to have entered the country ILLEGALLY to be eligible for DACA. Only that you came here before age 15. So if you point me to where to look, I’d appreciate it.

This is wrong. Lots of people who enter on visas and overstay get DACA. You can’t get DACA if you had legal status on June 15, 2012, when the program was announced. I suspect he didn’t get DACA because of his conviction, as others mentioned earlier.

This exact situation played out for me at the Sizzler at like 17 or 18. I was (and am) a vegetarian, and the only hot thing on the menu was a kid’s grilled cheese. I was all ready to be a good sport, but the server was NOT having it. “I mean, I’m not going to buy anything, then, since everything else is meat,” I said,…

Mmm...malicious compliance...

Also, if you can find me a legit teenager whose appetite is sated by the fucking kids menu, you need to just let that weird unicorn be. 

Lis from Texas here! I am a small and picky eater I will not go back to a place that will not allow me to eat off the kids menu. I don’t care who orders off the kids menu, if they’re obviously over 12 I charge them for an adult drink. I even encourage older people to order off the kid’s menu because a lot of them…

Exactly right. I was told by a mentor long ago to learn to play golf. As I looked at him crosseyed, he explained to me by asking a question: What other opportunity will you have to talk to heads of companies or decision makers for 4+ hours and no interruptions? Where they can communicate with you with their guard…

And he looked up, and saw the rich men casting their gifts into the treasury.

“And Jesus went into the temple of God, and cast out all the poor and sickly, and blessed the tables of the money changers, and the seats of them that sold doves, And said unto them, It is written, My house shall be called a house of prayer, but ye have made it a den of prosperity, unto which the economy will thrive,…

I’m confused. How are there leftover chicken wings?

I’m not sure I’ve seen many parties where there wasn’t a shortage of wings, let alone lots of leftover.

“I continue to spend time here to confirm that this place is not worth my time”

Then you were never ready to do shit. 

Captain High Horse just gave himself a bravery medal.

I like V8s and making fun of die-hard eco activists as much as the next guy, but man, outright denial of climate change just makes you look like a dumbass.

You’re going to use some prediction about Mt. Kilimanjaro as your measuring stick on global warming?

A college official at Duke University recently advised Chinese grad students not to speak Chinese to each other while on campus or at their future places of employment. It’s only Tuesday and I am already out of a week’s worth of what the fucks.

We figured that out when you spent the entire day of GMG sites defending a pedophile.