I’m dying after reading this. I can hear his dumbass voice sayin’ that shit. Why on God’s Green Earth would anybody say that slavery was a choice? No, you can’t blame mental illness or being off of meds for that one. If you even think about something like that, an old fieldhand should appear out of nowhere, and smack…

Elon will never love you.

Where is this mystery man??

Sorry kids but... but Megan Kelly is racist... she just is...

I had to stay at an Air BNB there for a layover to Wakanda (the hotels seemingly had no vacancies although the parking lots were relatively half full when we inquired about a room.) When we got to the place we stayed, there were NO washcloths. None anywhere. It was very odd. Additionally, we could only find Riverdance…

you were a day early

It isn’t a double standard, because white folks don’t have the history of being an oppressed minority with damaging stereotypes associated with them, you dumb fucking idiot. You example is based on a long-standing racial caricature that demeaned black people.

You seem confused about what the trope actually is. It’s white Americans, not white people of Earth.

Did... did you only eat injera and think that was all that there was to ethiopian food? I can’t think of any way that you would come to the conclusion that ethiopian food, a cuisine defined by its use of berbere, could be considered bland.

Black guy (Jamaican to be exact) here. Ask most Jamaicans, or any black person really, and they will tell you black pepper and salt do not count as spices. Salt and pepper should be a given. 

Sure, but lots of white American folks eat bland food, and I think it’s in a misguided attempt to be healthy. We’re friends with a couple who do not use salt. Not just little salt. Zero salt. For no reason other than that they’ve bought into the idea that any salt is bad for you.

Fishing=getting drunk on the beach/in a boat.

0% of crime in TORONTO is being committed by African AMERICANS.

Abrams did 3.9% better than the prior Democrat who ran for Governor. In Alabama and South Carolina, the Democratic nominees (boring underfunded moderate white guys) did 4.2% and 4.5% better - which in addition to being a higher raw percentage, represent larger overall % gains, since the baseline was lower.

Now, compare…

What facts are you basing Georgia being more red than Texas on? Presidential and other statewide election results would indicate the opposite.

(the in-school suspension was directly behind the lunchroom’s salad bar).

right which is why I am saying we should have official government sanctioned registration cards.

Yuck. You must not use a computer for more than 20 minutes a day.

Yuck. You must not use a computer for more than 20 minutes a day.

I would rather use a coordinate system to designate points on the screen than use that piece of junk.

I would rather use a coordinate system to designate points on the screen than use that piece of junk.

This might actually be the worst mouse I’ve ever used.

This might actually be the worst mouse I’ve ever used.