Cash money.

Robert Muellers jurisdiction is limited to that level. And since states and the federal government are considered ‘separate sovereigns’ with the fed being given explicit authority over the states by article 10. It stands to reason that a state attorney general has no authority to bring charges against a sitting…

No one is given explicit authority to indict a sitting president, but a sitting president is given explicit authority to pardon anyone charged with federal crimes. So if you try to indict just to test out whether you can, then he’s going to pardon himself because he’s still a sitting president and can only stop being…

All Mueller can do is release his findings. He can’t ‘nail’ the president. You need 67 people in the Senate to agree that he needs to go (good luck).

Any economist will tell you that your methodology is seriously flawed by not taking into account diminishing marginal utility. Even assuming the quality of the fries remains constant, your enjoyment of them will decrease with every subsequent test.

I’m sure the Patriots printed out both of Karl’s screeds in large font and stapled them to the bulletin board.

It’s a bean bag to mark the spot of the fumble.

Yes you fucking idiot. When he was 13 he should’ve done the very complicated immigration paperwork filing or he should have paid for the international flight back home (oh wait, he couldn’t, because you have to be 18 to do either).

That’s not how immigration works. If you’re here illegally, they’re not just going to let you ‘fill out some paperwork’ and stay. He’d have to go back for a significant amount of time before applying, but now that he’s got a criminal immigration offense, it’s going to be much harder.

You’re going to have to draw me a map, because I tried drawing that parallelogram you were describing and it’s basically impossible not to hit the blackest parts of the country.

Wow, that’s the exactly wrong takeaway from 2016.

I’ve seen people look for the remote control for hours instead of turning the television

LB: I want them to know that my macaroni and cheese was good! (Laughter)

STFU Tomato 

Are you kidding? I just bought a 1700+sq ft 3br, 2 bth house in a good neighborhood, with a good school district, a fenced in backyard, 2 car garage for $174,000 in the 4th largest city in the country. 

Detroit Police Chief James Craig told reporters on Thursday that he also found the post to be racially insensitive. RACIST.

I was asked to procure a bottle of whiskey for under 2 quid. I performed my assigned task to the letter, and I stand by my work.

I would rather never hear a note of music for the rest of my life. Hell, it would be a tossup if you said I could only eat Vegan or go completely deaf. 

It’s a valid review. You sat at their table and were denied service. Therefor you would not recommend this restaurant to anyone. In fact, you think it should be boycotted for the horrible way you were treated. And if in fact your kid was only 11 and was denied because they looked older...woah boy. That’s Channel 5…

Yeah, you’re an idiot....bye.