Reach out for what?

Don’t think of golf as a game. Think of it as a walking meeting with no oversight where you can discuss obstruction of justice and paying off prostitutes with no official record kept or lawyers to tell you why that’s a bad idea. 

Does not compute.

I was debating posting the funny republican Jesus memes or quoting my favorite passage from Frederick Douglass

It’s been 26 years since Georgia voted for a democratic president when Clinton beat Bush by less than 1% in what was otherwise a pretty one sided election. Bob Dole beat Clinton there 4 years later by 2%. Shrub beat Gore there by 12%. Shrub beat Kerry by 16%. McCain beat Obama by 5.2%. Romney beat Obama by 8%. And…

The demographics of Georgia are very different than the demographics of Wisconsin.

I haven’t watched a football game in at least 2 years. Try harder troll.

Everyone knows you don’t touch a hot stove twice.

You talk a lot about the physical aspects of age, but neglect anything about mental developmental.

The ‘edge’ of what?

Because clearly my mom teaching me Portuguese (and my dad teaching me Spanish) prevented me from learning English in school right?

“Who cares? They’re only useful for a couple of years anyway.”

Why wouldn’t banks finance beachfront property? They’re not on the hook when the hurricane comes and wipes out the house.  The loan still has to be repaid.

Dan Snyder paid some indigenous people to come to the meeting and say they weren’t offended?

They gave him a valet job and didn’t ask him if he could drive stick?

This wasn’t just a Cessna. This fool tried to steal a commercial passenger jet. The smallest plane American Eagle flies has a cockpit that looks like this:

My school has a ton of international grad students. Every single one of them can speak and write English better than the average Trump supporter, but when they get together they usually speak in their native tongues because its easier for them, makes them feel more comfortable, and probably makes them slightly less…

Five Guys is disqualified for not having a drive thru.

When I was kid my mom would take us to store and she’d only speak to us in Portuguese because she wanted us to learn it. One time at the register of a supermarket a white lady made a comment to her friend to the effect of ‘I wish these people would just learn English or stay where they came from.’ To which my mom…