Because no one wants to talk to a robot. If you went on a first date with someone and they knew where you’d been born, the name of your dog, and birth dates of your siblings, you’d probably wouldn’t think it was great that they were so prepared, but really, really creepy instead.

That lady started running for office in 1998 and never stopped. Nothing she said in public wasn’t rehearsed.

The Thin Blue Line Act essentially makes police officers a protected class—similar to minorities, LGBTQ people or women.

This one really isn’t that complicated. As long as Trump is getting conservative judges installed, gutting regulation, and passing tax cuts, why would Lindsey Graham care to oppose him? Those are Things Lindsey Graham would do if he were president.

Why? An active invitation needs to be sent out from the Speaker of the House to the President. If the Speaker doesn’t send the invitation, the State of the Union doesn’t happen.

Well that doesn’t look suspicious at all. Nondescript warehouse with blacked out, barred windows, 2 CCTV cameras and a blacked out van...

He opened the box on a Big Mac too quickly and got a paper cut. 

Bruh, you think you’re the only Hispanic in this conversation? I’m Hispanic and Latino and the Latino part isn’t actually Hispanic. Figure that out of you can.

I see, so you’re arguing against the well established definition of a word because you refuse to accept that Hispanics can turn against their own?

Hispanic is an ethnicity. Whether you consider an Argentinian or a Cuban to be from the same culture or not, they both come from the same shared ethnic tradition. It’s not merely a coincidence that they both speak Spanish, there’s a reason they both speak Spanish.

Why? Hispanic is not a nationality, it’s an ethnicity. 47 million American citizens are Hispanic. A white person can be bilingual, but I didn’t mean white people who spoke Spanish. I meant Hispanics who are trying to pull the ladder up behind them.

I mean that Border Patrol specifically attempts to recruit Hispanic agents. It saves them a lot of money and time to get bilingual agents rather than teach someone to speak Spanish. So they do most of their recruiting in border towns.

There used to be a very large guest worker program funded by the federal government that actually bused in close to half a million laborers a year at its peak. Those workers were guaranteed a (low) minimum wage and minimum working conditions for harvest season and then they were bused back. It was only when the…

They’ve been doing this forever

It’s actually likely they will get away with it. Surnames typically aren’t protected under trademark law unless they become completely distinctive in their particular field (think McDonald’s). But if Fenty is mostly known as a beauty brand, then Fenty Entertainment would not be covered because it’s actually his last…

The study, conducted by Lycoted Ltd. of Cambridge, United Kingdom, and Institute of Cardiology of the Ministry of Health of the Russian Federation, included only 10 subjects 

the patrons were there to watch the Dallas Cowboys game

I might believe that Trump bought over 1000 burgers but only 300 or so went to football players while the rest went to the president’s private reserve

Did Trump lie about...? Yes.

TIL there are white house Dixie cups