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“I don’t want the next national emergency to be that some Democrat president says we have to build transgender bathrooms in every elementary school in America,” Mr. Gaetz quipped.

I can’t figure it out, but I went down a rabbit hole of alcohol carbs and found out that a shot of sake has more carbs than a slice of bread. Neat!

Guac y Margys

(If you want to do a rough estimate of your beers’ calories, multiply its ABV by 2.5, then multiply that by how many ounces you’re drinking.)

Next time you want to defend a grown man sleeping with children...you should probably just not.

No...it wasn’t the same people. Each of this links is a different child that Michael Jackson had inappropriate relations with (regardless of whether you think they were sexual, they were absolutely, unequivocally inappropriate). And the criminal case he was finally acquitted of in 2005 was yet another boy...

Cleared in the first probe? Do you mean the one where he settled out of court for $25 million in 1993?

So R. Kelly didn’t pee on a 14 year old in a video? Because he was acquitted too under very similar a ‘superstar’ situation. Or could it be that rich superstars often get away with the things they do precisely because they’re rich superstars?

Dude was addicted to childhood. Having two books of actual NOT child pornography in a supposed dirty old diddler’s collection is not convincing, regardless if the people behind it turned up to be dirty later.

Hell no there’s nothing wrong with it. You ask for the check and hand me the card at the same time and you save me a trip to the print station and back. Plus I know you want to get out of there, which is great because I want you out of there too since you’ve already paid and have nothing left to offer me.

No one has ever seen any evidence of it. There are no photos of him with these women. There’s no anything.”

Are you even listening to yourself?

Sleeping with children = pedo

Adult men do not sleep in bed with children who aren’t theirs. Michael Jackson admitted to doing so regularly. The only group that’s paid off more families for sexual abuse than Michael Jackson’s estate is the Catholic Church. 

So you don’t do custom orders? 

I was curious where Trump was headed along the Texas border...he’s headed to McCallen (it’s literally one of the safest cities in the country), to tell them how unsafe the border is without a wall they’ve never had.

NOW, THEREFORE, I, GERALD R. FORD, PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, pursuant to the pardon power conferred upon me by Article II, Section 2, of the Constitution, have granted and by these presents do grant a full, free, and absolute pardon unto Richard Nixon for all offenses against the United States which he, Richard…

She told deputies she was displeased with how the principal was handling their dispute.

So what you’re saying is now’s the time for me to start selling my asbestos flavored tortilla chips?