I don’t feel like I’m living paycheck to paycheck and I try to save what I can. (I lost my job in 2009 and I know what it’s like to go a long time without a paycheck, so keeping a reserve is high on my list), but it’s still so easy to get wiped out.

If I dial 9-1-1 within 5 miles of the university campus, it gets re-routed back to campus police who are, in fact, real police with the authority to conduct investigations and make arrests.

Left it in the pants pocket and put it in the laundry machine by accident.

Because nothing says Christmas like rappers belting out Christmas carols.

Either the Bible is lies or the we know he wasn’t born in December (whynotboth.gif). The book says they were in Bethlehem for the Roman census, but Romans didn’t conduct their census in the winter. They only did it in the Spring.

Oh and when they ask you why you’re celebrating Christmas if you don’t believe in the divinity of Jesus Christ, just remind them that Jesus wasn’t born on the 25th of December. That date was chosen 300 years later by the Roman Emperor Constantine to usurp pagan celebrations. So tell them you celebrate the real meaning…

My mother took it upon herself to loudly ask me, in front of everyone in the room, to stop and listen to what my nephew was saying. I stopped, I looked, I listened to what was essentially an Easter speech, wondering what my mother thought I could take from it that I hadn’t taken from years wasted on church and…

I think the point was the Koba was being humanlike, not apelike. As demonstrated by his use of firearms and his willingness to kill other apes. “Ape not kill Ape”...except Koba who wasn’t really ape. 

I looked it up, it was NSAID 845mg, and caffeine 65mg

Because we’re not allowed to have anything good anymore (or they didn’t sell enough)

“We have rules to follow. I want to put a stop to this practice of the Senate breaking its rules to change its rules, Alexander said, The Hill reports. “I will not vote to turn the Senate into a rule-breaking institution and I hope that my colleagues will not.”

Alka Seltzer used to make a hangover cure and I swear to god it worked. I think it was just asparin, baking soda, and caffeine that you dissolved in water, but it was fizzy and tasted like sprite and 30 minutes later you didn’t feel like dying anymore.

I think you’re talking nonsense. The last 4 Pixar movies:

Planet of the Apes too, the new ones, it’s the apes who are sympathetic, or at least most of the apes.  But I let that slide because the originals were definitely pro-human. 

Hispanics really don’t like Americans at all.

In Avatar the aliens who want to give humanity the Sentinal Island treatment are depicted as evil.

No one threw passenger rail service in the toilet. We found better, cheaper alternatives that were more aligned with our needs. America had the most rail lines in the world, but we discovered that rail didn’t do what we wanted, which was something that would take us directly to our destination rather than the general…

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Because of car ferries carry loads that are easily unbalanced and use big ramps for loading those cars that cause almost instant capsize when they fail in open water.