Alright, but they better be subsidizing the cocaine since they’re cutting the caffeine.

Back in my day kids used to eat free for free. 

But how will Mueller know whether or not he’s telling the truth?

President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho saw a problem, tasked the smartest people in the world with finding solutions to the problem, and listened to their recommendations.

Every tweet like this (of which there are dozens) is Donald Trump trying to influence the investigation into his own wrong doing. In other words, it’s obstruction of justice.

That’s why I only eat standing up 

How fucking stupid does he think America is? Err, wait...lemme rephrase that. How stupid does he think people who don’t support him are?

yay

“Oh no! We have too much steak!”

Or what if it’s actually a genius idea to get people to want to leave the hospital as soon as possible due to the horrendous food they serve, thus freeing up beds, and lowering costs?

Having spent some time on a Brazilian farm and watched cows get butchered on the grass where they were shot (and eaten them the same evening), I can promise you there are ways to slaughter and butcher this cow...they just involve a little more human labor.

Celliac’s disease is not a ‘gluten allergy.’ That’s like having pancreatic cancer and saying you’ve got a tummy ache.

Right...I’m dying here and you’re trying to serve me vegan lasagna? Vegan lasagna is a physical impossibility! You’re serving lies. This hospital is nothing but a sham!

The group’s campaign—Make Hospitals Healthy—demands that hospitals ditch hot dogs and other processed meats in favor of vegan options

It is the same thing. The menu is right there. She said in her letter that she couldn’t eat anything on the menu. If you’re asking for something different then anything available on the menu, then this isn’t the place for you.

Bad things happen in life. To everyone. No exceptions. Whining and crying endlessly about the bad things that happened to you don’t fix them or undo them.

A Reuben is rye, swiss, russian dressing, saurkraut and corned beef.

Something like that. Yes.

he would die for his selfishness

I’ve met people like him (I actually have two cousins who used to be normal people who are like him now). The way he wrote in his journal, I think he honestly believed he was bringing Jesus to the Satan’s land (again: very, very stupid).