I didn’t like Hillary Clinton in 2000, I didn’t like her in 2008, and I got banned on Jezebel several times for not liking her in 2014 and 2015. If anything, Russian trolls got their info from me which they passed on to others.

I work in higher education. We don’t want students to fail, and will give them all the tools so they can avoid failing, but if a teacher’s cumulative class GPAs trend over 3, we’ll look into that professor to see if they’re actually doing the job they were hired to do. Because we know on average 15% of students will…

You’re never going to get tenure if you’re passing kids from the course who aren’t coming away with the core concept. Part of being a professor is failing kids who...well fail. 

That’s what F’s are for. If the course really is a requirement, then make them take the course as many times as it takes or until they drop out. Either one works.

These are teachers who teach people things.

I think it’s shameful that you’re giving the NRA a platform before they’ve even accepted responsibility for Kid Rock.

The spot of his choice is guaranteed to open up within the 2 hour window starting after he parked last. It’s not a question of if, just when.

People in New York and California don’t get to decide shit. They’re no different than people in Alabama or Mississippi. Those choices have been made for them.

The probability that a spot will open up if everyone else is following the rules and there’s a spot on either side is at least 200%. It’s guaranteed.

Except that’s not true. There could be people constantly driving around looking for a spot, but since he has a window and he doesn’t have to go anywhere, he can just wait till a spot opens (because everyone else is following the law) and move his car when it does. At least 2 spots (one in front and one behind) will…

They just have demographics that have the potential to swing either way while the others tend to be pretty locked in

“Alexa, how do I tell my racist brother-in-law to go fuck himself without ruining Thanksgiving dinner?”

Both the Clintons are toxic. Just imagine if you were sitting at home and Bill or Hillary knocked on your door stumping for a candidate (not that they would, because they don’t mingle with the common folk). Would that make you any more likely to vote for said candidate? I can only imagine it turning people away.

You know there’s no such as gerrymandering in statewide elections right? At least make your excuses for your loser candidate plausible.

I’m sorry, this is the non-pooping section. We’re going to have to reseat your table in the lavatory.

Nope. This is one where the restaurant needs to put a full stop to it right away. This is absolutely a health code violation. Not to mention the loss of appetite of smelling some kids nasty diaper while you’re trying to eat.

You know it’s a Michael Bay film when shit just randomly explodes. Shack of bananas? More like high explosive bananas!

.1? Are we talking about the pilots of the passengers here?

And I’d like a unicorn that shits hundred dollar bills out of ass. The likelihood of either us getting what we want is about the same.

I’m not arguing that it should be that way. I’m saying that it is that way, and it won’t stop being that way for the foreseeable future.