Simple Jack is a mockery of Ben Stiller. When I see Simple Jack, I don’t see a person with down syndrome or autism (can you even tell what the disability is that the character is trying to stereotype?), I see Ben Stiller playing a role that was intentionally so unbelievable and unrelatable that it earned him…

Drew Bledsoe retired more than a decade ago. No one the Bills have had since then has been better than Tyrod. I never made him out to be anything except the best bills QB of the last decade and the first qb to get them to the playoffs this millennium.

You forgot benching and eventually trading away the best quarterback they’ve had in years who actually got them to the playoffs for the first time since Bill Clinton was president, for the worst quarterback in league history (like for real) for no discernible reason other than the former was black and the latter was…

No - Trump is not a fictional character created to criticize the offensive representation presidents in Hollywood movies, he is a real individual. Dressing mockingly as Trump is a mockery of Trump.

Hollywood actors? I understand they’re people, but sometimes they really do deserve to be mocked.

If your costume is mocking tens of thousands of people at a time, you are almost certainly a total dick.

I believe healthcare is a basic human right, so veteran or not, no one should have to rely on kindness of delivery drivers to get healthcare.

It’s a good thing Trump went after those NFL players for kneeling, otherwise stories about vets being unable to afford emergency medical transportation might make it look like republicans really didn’t care all that much about the troops.

Maybe you should’ve thought of that before you hid all the bottle openers?

Got a table, countertop, or log? You got yourself a bottle opener.

Is there anything worse than thinking it’s a screw cap when it’s not?

I think it’s a typo. It was $450 per Bortle, but the alcohol cost a lot more.

Florida man crosses the pond.

Only direct calls to actions are outlawed. If you say “America should get rid of all the Jews” that’s considered protected speech. But if you say “you should shoot that Jew” that is not protected speech.

Surveillance can mean anything. You walk outside with your eyes open and you’re surveilling everyone you see, but there’s nothing illegal about it. Did anything the officer do violate the 4th amendment? No? Then what’s the issue exactly?

Stating that people who commit crimes in public should be arrested is arguing in bad faith? Really?

You think they just accidentally stumbled on the name TITS last year? It had nothing to do with that so-called 8 year old mentality? Really?

Not all cops are racist. You need to learn it. If I catch you one day maybe I will teach you.

Blackmail is such an ugly word.  Around here we refer to it as the ‘dumbass tax’ 

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