That’s not a wine glass. This is a wine glass

As long as you live in my house, I reserve all copyrights, trademarks and licenses.

“Look, if it had been a white woman, I could understand why people might be upset, but it was just a black guy.”

Nah. When someone posts a crime to social media they deserve to be caught.

Punching Trump is punching down for a Supreme Court justice. There is quite literally nothing a president can do to a Justice. Not a single thing. 

It’s not just that tastes change, it’s that children experience taste differently. An infant has 3x the taste buds an adult does. So something that seems pretty bland to you could easily be too spicy for a child.

An infant has 30,000 taste buds. An adult has a 10,000. If your food tasted 3x stronger to you, you might think some of the things you eat are too spicy too.

There’s no reason for Kavanaugh to be loyal to Trump. Like none, at all, not even a little bit. Trump’s expecting loyalty but he never gives any, and then he gets upset when people he has no control over don’t do what he wants.

Cuz that table you want is in Carla’s section and Carla’s on a smoke break, but if Carla comes back and finds Denise waiting on a table in her section there’s gonna be a murder. 

There is now.  There wasn’t yesterday.

Class action lawyers are all assholes.

Maricopa county police have problems following the law, so I would take anything they do with a grain of salt. 

That is not true. A store can absolutely compel someone to show ID.

I’ve seen stores ask everyone for ID on the way in, but if you’re already in and not buying anything then under what grounds could they compel you to do anything except leave? 

I mean it’s just all kinds of factually wrong. There are 3 women representing Texas in congress right now, and Ted Cruz is sitting the seat vacated by a retiring Kay Bailey Hutchinson.

You see this Montana? There’s candy...and then there’s gum. When someone asks you what your favorite candy is and you say ‘gum’ they’re going to send you to school on a special bus separate from the other kids.

I thought these were for pool areas with no-glass policies.  

And that goes for anyone accompanying you

Have they confirmed it was an explosive or is it just a ‘suspicious package’?  If anything, I think the people targetting Obama and Soros would send DWS a gift basket or something.