“Orangy slices, green limes, rasberry red clusters, lemony curls and grapety bunches”

Pumpkin Smashes Self Under its own Enormous Girth

“But those who cannot read cannot be expected to know about the negative effects of the resolution.”

But not to be a Supreme Court Justice. 

Jeff Fischer thinks he should’ve punted.

Racial minorities make up 82 percent

A little of the ole reverse psychology.

In her Notice of Claim, Cummings says she is owed $120 million in damages

‘Hard work’ you mean being white and able to tell a lie with a straight face?

I think they’ll be fine with continuing to pay full price. 

Bonus: the ones overheard saying the word ‘union’ can have...self-driving ‘malfunctions’

Yup. The sole reason most frats exist is to perform exactly the behavior described. Even the ‘nerd’ frats. 

Ugh, my 20th is next year. A boarding school where 3/4s of the kids come from filthy rich families and the other 25% are charity cases like me.

“What will Mark Judge and his attorney say about a crime he’s accused of committing in a state with no statute of limitations?”

Don’t let me get started on his decision to boldly proclaimed conspiracies about liberals and Democrats during his testimony.

Except it’s Friday and there was no senate vote scheduled for today or the weekend. So at best it’s a couple of extra days for a ‘thorough’ investigation before they do what they were always planning do.

I’m starting to think that maybe the NFL doesn’t take concussions seriously

And Jeff Flake just heard directly from the 2 principles, so the FBI is going to come back and say...’yup, they stuck to their story. Do with it what you will.’  

Alcohol makes people violent in exactly the same way Ambien makes people racist.  

Correct me if I’m wrong, but Flake did this while voting yes to move Kavanaugh out of committee and onto the floor. He didn’t even have the courage to vote no until after the investigation.