Gen Z grew up in the middle of the great recession and research is showing that it ended up turning them into a bunch of corporate fodder. They’re more willing to sacrifice the life in work/life balance for a steady paycheck than previous generations:

That seal put some mustard on it too.

“Shut up and dribble write”

When you’re here, you’re eating everything but the tablecloth.

“Individually identifiable health information” is information, including demographic data, that relates to:

They need a name that hides their former identity. Something like “Papa JohnDoe”

“Damage? What damage?  That wall was missing when I got here” 

Medical information is a no no. HIPAA doesn’t fuck around. Unless they’re requiring all kinds of consent forms before you can use a cart...

You’re confusing me with someone who’s in favor of a plastic bag ban. I am not.

Paper bags suck in so many ways that I would probably resort to basket theft too if my only option was paper. 

This could be a management issue. If the checkout person notices that the shopper doesn’t have a reusable bag, they should should just automatically add the 10 cents for each reusable bag they use bagging the items.

I’m pretty sure the Mustang was designed with crowd control in mind. 

Guns? What’s the matter? Not a fan of natural selection? Need something artificial made by someone else to protect yourself?  Huh, must not think you can survive all on your own.  

That’s not like any bipolar I’ve ever seen (and I’ve been around a few who’ve been diagnosed). Bipolar is exactly what it sounds like. Alternating bouts of severe depression followed by mania (being up). A bipolar person will not want to get out of bed one week and the next they’ll want to fly last minute to Mexico…

You think money is natural selection? Natural selection is when the poor people get tired of being poor and start murdering fat rich people for their stuff. You really don’t want natural selection in humans.

Then how does that fix the sign stealing problem? At least with hand signals someone else has to see them and relay them to the batter. With a verbal code, the batter can do that for themselves...possibly within at single at bat.

Wouldn’t the batter just hear the catcher calling a pitch? 

If I was Kaep, I’d just bring up the 49ers are even looking at Tom Savage and not him as proof of blacklisting. There’s your smoking gun!

Why do they need to make new ones? Aren’t the original Necco wafers from the 1850s still in mint condition?  I can’t imagine many of them have been eaten.