Wouldn’t the batter just hear the catcher calling a pitch? 

If I was Kaep, I’d just bring up the 49ers are even looking at Tom Savage and not him as proof of blacklisting. There’s your smoking gun!

Why do they need to make new ones? Aren’t the original Necco wafers from the 1850s still in mint condition?  I can’t imagine many of them have been eaten. 

I imagine anything vanilla based would take amaretto very well, but it might get lost in chocolate.

Rangel was capitalized, so I’m wondering if that’s an inside joke and a Lt. Rangel in the department needs some further scrutiny. 

threw three interceptions on three consecutive passes. But that was an aberration

“spent much of the time at the academy because of low test scores”

I’ve worked in an office, but despite traffic being a nightmare, the last thing I want to do during my commute is more work.

I would throw an amaretto way up on this list. Far more versatile than most of what’s listed and easy enough to drink on its own, also goes great with juice or soda, and most other liquors.

How are you not using the slow motion animated version?

I also called my friend Christy, who lives in a sixth-floor Manhattan walkup, who has no friends that visit her.

“I wasn’t going to beer bong until the university president did it”

Anyone affected by the order will be notified by mail and will have 33 days to object to having the charge removed or request an individualized filing.

“An Internal Affairs investigation concluded that on September 9, 2018, Officer Guyger, #10702, engaged in adverse conduct when she was arrested for Manslaughter.

Sgt. Ronald Watts, a rogue Chicago regular police officer

Plausible deniability. Flacco misses that throw more times than not, even when he’s not throwing to his replacement.

See what happens when you ban wedgies? All the kids who deserved wedgies go wedgie free and then go on to do things like this.

If you want to make sure a mascot unveiling goes well, just make sure a bunch of kids are there.

He failed the Spider-Z Y-Banana test. 

Well if AARon Rodgers didn’t break a collarbone every time he was tackled, it probably wouldn’t be a rule.