Rangel was capitalized, so I’m wondering if that’s an inside joke and a Lt. Rangel in the department needs some further scrutiny. 

threw three interceptions on three consecutive passes. But that was an aberration

Yes. It was happening all the time for me, but if I disabled ublock and refreshed the page, it went away immediately. Of course sometimes the obnoxious ads this place runs aren’t worth seeing embedded twitter, so I’ll just follow the twitter link if I want to see something.

“spent much of the time at the academy because of low test scores”

It’s your adblocker.  

I’ve worked in an office, but despite traffic being a nightmare, the last thing I want to do during my commute is more work.

I would throw an amaretto way up on this list. Far more versatile than most of what’s listed and easy enough to drink on its own, also goes great with juice or soda, and most other liquors.

How are you not using the slow motion animated version?

I also called my friend Christy, who lives in a sixth-floor Manhattan walkup, who has no friends that visit her.

They’re not real options for what I use the internet for. Streaming/video chats/and gaming.  I specifically said ‘High speed internet’ in my original post. 

“I wasn’t going to beer bong until the university president did it”

Anyone affected by the order will be notified by mail and will have 33 days to object to having the charge removed or request an individualized filing.

“An Internal Affairs investigation concluded that on September 9, 2018, Officer Guyger, #10702, engaged in adverse conduct when she was arrested for Manslaughter.

Sgt. Ronald Watts, a rogue Chicago regular police officer

I already told you what city I lived in. You’re just an idiot who can’t follow along. I know how to look up ISPs in my area. I told you...my options are AT&T and Comcast for in home connections. Period.

Plausible deniability. Flacco misses that throw more times than not, even when he’s not throwing to his replacement.

See what happens when you ban wedgies? All the kids who deserved wedgies go wedgie free and then go on to do things like this.

If you want to make sure a mascot unveiling goes well, just make sure a bunch of kids are there.

He failed the Spider-Z Y-Banana test. 

Well if AARon Rodgers didn’t break a collarbone every time he was tackled, it probably wouldn’t be a rule.