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Look, if they want more media coverage they just need to convert to Islam or enter the country illegally. Then the president and Fox News won’t stop talking about their crime for months.

You know who else has been doing this long before that post? Literally everyone on the planet at some point.

Hear me, balding has-beens and the very many weirdos who persist in paying attention to them, now and for all time!

It is quite literally internet chatrooms trolling you. The only thing surprising (and disappointing) is how well it’s apparently working.

No one co-opts shit unless you let them.

When it’s someone not making a gesture and just laying their hand on their arm during a 8 hour waste of time?

So that’s ‘extra-virgin’ olive oil, I assume ‘virgin’ olive oil fooled around with chemical processes a bit in high school but never went all the way?

Please attempt to “randomly rest” your hand in the same way Zina Bash did during the hearing and let us know if it feels natural.

I literally got this loan 3 months ago.  I’m not refinancing now for a higher interest rate just to avoid a specific bank.  I’m paying the same fee no matter who gets the check. 

It’s really not that easy.  I just bought a house using a local title company to secure financing.  Before my first payment was due, they had sold my mortgage to wells fargo. I’ve never had a Wells Fargo account in my life, but I don’t have any choice but to have an account with them now.

Because at 2:30 am the chips an queso is easily the greatest culinary creation you can buy using the change in the car’s cupholder

Probably the best thing I’ve seen all week:

“You can’t blame everything on two comments,”

A lot. For example, California has a law that forbids employers from allowing ICE to question workers at their workplace without showing a warrant. Bosses who allow ICE onto their work site without warrants face significant fines.

Funny you should mention MA, because long before Obamacare, MA actually implement what was essentially universal healthcare. 99% of residents were covered.

Running on ideals rather than running on compromise positions picked by focus group testing because they cause the least backlash is the way to get elected.

Kinda reads like an 11 year old girl went into cardiac arrest because Drake visited...

PG: Bread. It’s not two pieces of bread with meat in between. It’s one piece of bread.