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@Deus_Crudelis: If this is the kind of women, yo, they can keep them.

That's a pretty bigass flatscreen for an unemployed douche. They also can afford a videocamera and fairly nice furniture. IF he was unemployed, there'd be signs, like Dorito's bags, or Fake.

For annoying whores, 3 am is the power hour.

@LucasReis: Besides, when I was Zelda, I was an ugly woman. Just know that in front of about 10,000 people, one woman smiled and that was enough to make it worth it.

@LucasReis: Yea.. in a world where 4chan doesn't exist... I actually had a mod (moot) come up to me at Anime Central and try to get me to become a "Wii-aboo" the year I was the controller. I'll pass.

Girl I was crushing on once said she was going to a convention as Link. I, being a smartass, said if she was going as Link, I was going to go as Zelda.

Ocarina was the last game my mother ever got me for Christmas. She opened the door around 10 at night Christmas Eve and left the game on my desk. I remember opening it, and staying up way too late playing it through the Deku Tree dungeon. I hit the Water Temple by New Year's Eve, when snow was covering the ground and

That font is so out of place it's hilarious. I don't think they left Microsoft Word for that one...

The kind of ultra-hot geek girl that many of us dream about got into WoW and lost her grades, her friends, and me. We were fairly inseparable, but in the end she wanted World of Warcraft more than myself or anyone else.

@Quark: it happens tho, especially early on in its gestation. Just because they try to block it doedsn't mean it doesn't happen.

I love this thread so hard.

Hey, they made it look less like World of Warcraft and prettier!

His hood is very, very Assassin's Creed. Granted, he has a white hood on and is carrying a sniper rifle, so

DJ Hero has a heck of an entry level price for something no one's tried. I mean, we all became used to Guitar Hero at $70 before it was Guitar Hero at $90 and Rock Band at $170. #djhero

Yay for Blizzard. They make product announcements, not layoff announcements. Whatever they put in their water, it's the right stuff, and I wish to study it and sell it to EA. #diabloiii

Sorry, Ubisoft. Your movie may be great, but Pirates had a sense of fun and whimsy that comes with an eclectic cast and a very real sense that the whole thing is an over-the-top gas. Part of that comes from having two leads, the straight-laced protagonist and a scene-stealing drunkard. Most of what they've shown is a

@Mihos: Don't download the extension? Set Parental controls and ground your kids if you see it? I mean, this isn't like hiding a porn history, it's all on the Dashboard. It couldn't get any less straightforward. #facebook