Too many teeth for meth, unless this was her first day.

How dare you use the word besmirch in a sentence containing Natty Ice and Olympia Ice. That’s almost the linguistic version of virtue signaling. Don’t no one who drinks that piss can pronounce that word. Elitist.

Ive been saying and thinking for years that the Man Show is a poop mine of horribly offensive content.

Tom Papa! (mostly)

More articles like this, please! This was so fun.

You’d be surprised. Georgia has a lot of black voters and the influx of Hollywood talent and the growth of the industry in Atlanta has shifted it way blue-er than You’d expect.

I’m a Log Cabin or actual maple syrup kind of gal.  And Bisquick.  None of these just-add-water pancake mixes for me.

Preponsterous!

I wonder if there was a real Mrs. Butterworth now....

I have a group of friends from the east coast who don’t understand why ~anyone~ would not use actual maple syrup on pancakes. I had GoldenGriddle as a kid and I’ve gone to Mrs. Butterworth’s in my late middle-age, and I just like it better than maple. My mom’s family (southerners) uses the brown Karo syrup, and I…

Golden Griddle is... a brand of syrup and not a 24 hour breakfast restaurant?

The giant bag of pancake mix from Costco is Krusteaz brand (at least in Alberta it is).

Wait, let me get my little Canadian mind around this: Golden Griddle is... a brand of syrup and not a 24 hour breakfast restaurant? There is a brand of pancake batter called Krusteaz (ew!)? America is weird...

Man if Uncle Ben was Uncle Idris... sold. Coolest rice ever.

I liked the Onions™ take on this LMFAO!

Until I heard it was based on a racial stereotype, I thought Aunt Jemima was a pioneering African American woman who started her own business.

“99% of those with Covid recover and the death rate hovers around 0.04%.”

Another American killed by Trump.

Isn’t it contrary to Samuel Alito’s views on sodomy for him to have his head so far up his ass?