Mr. Harroit, as a non-black male, I would love to experience Black Thanksgiving for myself. Where can I be picked up for a BLACC examination, and will it include a section on proper mac-and-cheese making? I know that mac and cheese should only be baked in the oven, and contain no fruits or vegetables of any kind. I…

Diary Of A Mad Black Woman 2: Gramama Beats Dat Ass.

*ring ring*

Hello? Okay, I’ll let him know. Thanks.

*hangs up phone*

Hey, Joe. That was the Chief. He wanted me to tell you “that ain’t it.”

The wider the smile, the less I trust you.

GTFOH with that noise.

This is outstanding. Hill has always been an exceptional sports journalist and whenever I see her on TV I always walk away knowing something new. God bless them and I wish them all the happiness int he world.

“Hopefully, Trump will hear about it all from a jail cell.”

Dare to dream...

As the representative from the “Melanin Challenged Ally” contingency, we would like to throw our support to the “Pro-Shelf” argument, as many of us use the top of the fridge for our cereals. Limited counter/cupboard space, that is increasingly abundant among the top 1%, has necessitated the vast majority of us to…

It’s like the subplot of Undercover Brother came to life.

Dammit, as much as I hate the Sounders, this was their just reward. Would rather it have been Portland (RCTID!) but this will do. Take my respect and leave, you magnificent bastards.

Candace Owens and Wendy Williams seem like the 4K HD friendly version of Diamond and Silk.

I’m a die-hard Ducks homer and thus profane of all things Washington, but that call was ticky-tacky at best.

Imagine how dangerous Donald Trump could be if he were actually literate.

Fuck (and I cannot stress this enough) this guy.

Wait, are they going to realign them out of the division or something?

Be nice to her, or else that won’t be the only hole-in-one she’ll deny you.

Fluffs, as my pastor’s wife would say.

Very fine people

If this letter was, in fact, real, I’ll give you 50:1 odds that this couple was white. Name your wager.

Dude, chill.