Regarding the people in the foreground on the bottom picture: Which one is the murderer and which one is the rapist again?

Rocky Mountain McOysters.

The season hasn’t even started yet and he’s already looking like he’s just done. He reminds me of my kids when I would take pictures of them on their first day of the school year.

“Jean was unarmed and eating a bowl of ice cream in his apartment when Guyger, off-duty but in uniform, barged into his home and fatally shot him on Sept. 6, 2018. She claimed she had mistaken his apartment for hers, and thought Jean was a burglar.”

Right, because I can’t tell you how many times a burglar would help…

I laughed at that harder than I should have. +1.

“In what will appear to many as a bizarre reconfiguration of the law, Judge Kemp ruled that jurors can consider the Doctrine in their deliberations, where it could be used to defend Guyger’s actions—despite the fact that she was intruding on her upstairs neighbor Botham Jean’s home the night of Sept. 6.

If that were any more of a blatantly missed penalty, that ref would have a promising career with PRO Referees being permanently assigned to ref all Portland Timbers matches.

UPDATE: 11:20am - Concerning the story of Bryce Harper, the person responsible for the graphics underneath the headline inadvertently inserted a picture of famous deceased professional wrestler Randy “Macho Man” Savage. We apologize for the mistake, but come on. You see it, right?  

If your only rebuttal to the very real, proven ad nauseum event known as climate change is to rag on a child, you don’t have a very good argument and should probably have a seat. 

Damn. You know you got me when I can’t even come up with a snarky comment or a one-liner.

+1 Smell ya’ laters.

“Good ass play” is also being marketed way differently over at Pornhub.

“Well, this might as well happen...”

Take your star, you magnificent bastard.

Lemme see if I can can express my feelings about this as diplomatically as possible..


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BAH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Soooooo..... we gonna talk about a team named the Green Wave wearing blue jerseys or nah?

Senator Graves for one, probably.

Narrator: She did.

“I’ve got a list of scientists you can “listen to” who will tell you that climate change is NOT caused by man releasing too much CO2 into the atmosphere. Will you “listen” to them..?”

Narrator: He didn’t.

No, because they are wrong.