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When a powerful U.S. Senator is delivering copies of Pizzagate conspiracy theory manifestos to the director of the FBI, this equivalence will become valid.

As an official White Person From Connecticut™, I can brook much of this ribbing in good humor. My tartans and cakes and mug toppers will survive this onslaught of Magaryisms. My holiday good cheer will continue apace and my cup will runneth over with nasty-ass truffle oils while I listen to the Non-specific Winter

Nice marmots

At the very least we should send them a nice gift basket.

Ashley shall henceforth be known as “Princess Ashley.”

Bunch of fucking Bernouts complaining that Hillary won’t give you free clicks? Fuck off back to St. Bernie and cry on his wrinkly shoulder about it.

Have Two Drinks at a Party<em></em>

Everyone has their own relationship to and tolerance for alcohol, but next time you’re at a party, you might do well

Very with the times (Costco, so in right now!), durable, and insulated to keep your 5 lb. bag of individually wrapped salmon fillets frozen for a couple hours!

LENTILS!!!!!! JUST SERVE LENTILS AT YOUR LENTIL WEDDING!

Kodak could totally use this exposure in the press. Even if it's negative.