They’ll cover pre-existing conditions like scurvy, black lung, consumption, dropsy, scrum-pox, St Vitus Dance, chilblains, grocers itch, milk leg, morphew, quincy, rickets, trench mouth, and St Anthony’s Fire.

I have serious doubts that Trump knows the word "foisted."

• Joseph Baena, Arnold Schawzenegger’s 21 year old son, graduated with a business degree from Pepperdine University.

You can’t drink all day if you don’t start early in the morning.

Airplanes, golfing, tailgating: All settings where you can drink no matter how early

I don’t buy it. No one from Deloitte has ever disapproved of drinking in massive quantities.

I wouldn’t consider Dunkin Donuts a bar.

This probably isn’t even a question. But is there a worst decision than trying to sleep next to your kid?

Please, she sleeps with her dad and Jared sleeps in a dog kennel at the foot of the bed.

Wouldn’t it be amazing if this information signaled to policy leaders and decision makers that women need sufficient time off from work to have their infants reap the greatest benefits of breastfeeding?

HAHAHA. Yeah. Right. Instead it will only cause moms to feel guilty and for shitty people to shame moms for pumping…

Interesting, but let’s not make the perfect the enemy of the good. If your baby is growing and your sanity is intact, you’re doing it right. 

How can you criticize a guy who is always pulling for his teammates?

Juan Wick.

I’m still trying to decide if this is some kind of really good joke/pun about Nomar.

Those clowns hired the wrong guy for the job. Everybody knows who the best designated hitter is.

Just make it Deadspin’s version of The Onion’s mass shooting article

Thank you for the pointer. His perspective enriched the experience even further. Pun accidental, but I’m keeping it.

Good. And more of that. Because men need to be destabilized and confused and unsure and constantly afraid that any tiny thing they do with even the best of intentions will result in a shockingly intense series of consequences.

Alex

The Cubs ownership would dearly like you to be a white nationalist but please can you make sure to do your white nationalism in a way that will not be publicly linked to them.