Though, I do kind of laugh at the idea that this hurts him, and that some media companies were blasting this as some kind of “breaking news!” gotcha bullshit.

This would be a mark against him if he was actually a business man, but what he really is is a conman, so it doesn’t really matter.

I mean, two [1, 2] sister publications to Deadspin now cater to this exact demographic - offering the dumbest/most obvious advice for people who somehow have both never had any human contact AND don’t know how to perform simple online research.

Agreed—cargo pants are the only way to go when traveling by air. I can stash all my items in the various pockets, and then, when I get to security, I just take off my pants and put everything through the metal detector in one neat package!

I can’t stand the look of cargo pants, but if one is going through an airport (especially when travelling internationally,) there’s nothing better. You have a secure place for your sunglasses, passport, plane ticket, and anything else you need. I don’t give a shit if I look like a dork.

And if your parents were in an especially good mood they’d buy you one of those “Yes and Know” game books with the special ink pen that would reveal the invisible ink-printed answers. Those would keep you busy for at least an hour, or at least until your cousin decided he was going to lean over into your seat and…

It’s kind of hard to run while inhaling old man farts

I feel like all the names are used up.  Maybe Jayden?

“It’s just basically saying to heck with society, to heck with law and order,” Michelle replies.

When Kelly got her appendix removed did she yell out “ Steve Carrell !!!!”

Because the only way a man cares is if it effects him personally. Not because it denies the most basic human right a person can have: control over their own body.

Oh yeah, of course.  I was actually referring specifically to so-called liberal men who are purportedly pro choice but never give it a moment’s thought because they don’t consider it important enough.

“Chicken Barr should have showed up today,” Cohen told reporters afterwards. House Democrats have threatened to hold Barr in contempt of Congress for being a no-show at today’s hearing as well as for missing a subpoena deadline to hand over an un-redacted version of Robert Mueller’s report”

This is a blessed post.