Honest question: What makes you say that?

But the company’s valuation didn’t shoot up because Tesla revealed a compelling new product or sound business plan, it’s only because Muskrat is a MAGAt and Trumpster just won.

I’m with you, Robot Turds. This is an emergency.

Trump rarely knows what the fuck he’s talking about, never mind actually understanding the ramifications of what he’s saying. I’d say it’s a toss up for Elon. He has enough money to (personally) weather most things, the actual health of his companies be damned, but there’s no guarantee Trump will be a boon for him.…

We’re all so fucked. I can’t believe we have to deal with 4 more years of this bullshit.

They were going to put them in cars, too, but after speaking with Musk, Elon talked him out of the car one. Told Putin blowed up planes were fine, stay away from his vehicles.

I applaud but dont share your confidence.  I remember thinking what a blowout it would be in ‘16.  And how matter-of-fact it would be in ‘20.  So now....I’m hoping logic/reason prevails, but no confidence that the bubbas and neckbeards will skip the vote to get their meth fix.

In theory, they are right about it posing a risk. Guillotine time is coming, and every billionaire on the planet is feeling their neck itch, but they are wrong about how they can avoid it. Suppressing information on them only hastens its arrival. The way to avoid it is... stopping doing all that sort of shit. It is so…

But that’s the point: Tesla is an OEM, and they’re selling and partially installing equipment they know isn’t road legal.  As you pointed out, nobody else does shit like that.

Its letter of the law vs spirit of the law.

Wait, so Tesla is late delivering something and it’s not going to work like they said it would? NO WAY.

1st gear: It’s just too bad that pretty much all of the investors and board are enamored with his bullshit and determined to prop up the emperor with no clothes, die-hard yes men to the end. And nothing and no one else has any way to influence his grifting - his ill-gotten wealth is an impervious shield.

Stop defending the cops. They just ruined someone's day and cost them hundred of dollars. 

At this point, you’re a complete fool if you believe a word that man says.

It is all vaporware.

I hope he’s referring to Jill Stein, a walking talking grift in herself.

None of these things are actually mean to exist, which is why there are no details: They’re just meant to make gullible rubes go “ooh, aah” and pump the stock the next day and keep the grift afloat a little longer.

Sure the stock is tanking after everyone collectively began to realize that the emperor has no clothes and is just hocking miracle tonics, but I guess they don’t realize that it’s more of a Shelbyville idea.

Yes, cops have quotas and DUIs probably help them meet them pretty quick.

I bet it’ll have one of these guys.