Me, procrastinating and not going to bed when I should: “Kelly Rowland got into a fight with Usher at Cannes?!”

There’s no story here.

popular actress forced to withhold personality online due to maniacs, spins it as ‘be more thoughtful’.

I think what some people are missing is that Jenny is upfront about how she saw other people having a great time and loving the whole experience. She’s not denying that, but pointing out the ways Disney built it to prioritize profitability over making sure every guest had a good time (which was something the parks…

In a 4hr takedown of the Galactic Cruiser there are more than a few headscratchers, but the comparison of the cargo bay for the Star Wars experience on the sea going, actual Disney cruise ship versus the cargo bay on the more costly Galactic Cruiser really illustrated how Disney just cut corners. The cargo Bay on an…

How wide is your teenage son, exactly?

She has an excellent breakdown of why she couldn’t say it’s “worth it”. It has to do with Taco Bell nachos. 

I’m sorry, I really am, but there’s no reality in which you can be well-adjusted and also think that a two night stay in a nerd hotel that costs more than many American families make in an entire month is ‘worth the cost.’ Like, just absolute ‘let them eat cake’ shit, good lord.

Yeah, rug-pulling features you claimed would be included and putting them behind a paywall, that’s fucking awful. At this point I can’t see myself ever going to a Disney property again.

I think they’re going to ignore it as much as possible given the PR black eye of shutting it early.

Theoretically you could opt out of the roleplay stuff but then we get back into the THREE THOUSAND DOLLARS PER PERSON problem.

One of the many highlights: the hotel rooms, for a thousands of dollars per day experience, did not provide fully-paid Disney+ access.

How can a company senior officer make open threats against the company and still hold their job??

I think Krusty sums up my response to this review best:

Was going to pile on but I’ve lately been trying to put out less negativity. Jason, my man, you need a better editor though for real. GODBLESS.

This meandering essay does not resemble a movie review.

Not really sure what I just read.  Pretty sure it was about a movie, but other than that, I just wasted 5 minutes of my life to learn nothing..  Got my click though, so there’s that I guess...

Look, I’m glad they let you out the house to watch a movie, and that it had an impact on you, but I’m the head editor for a content writing agency in real life, and I swear, if an article like this crossed my desk it’d go straight to another writer to rewrite.

It’s like everything and nothing man...

Might go back but I would be 100% ghosting and job hunting.