I think they did enough ground work to show Paul was not a “good guy” by the end.  Actually that term is complicated because in the end Paul is a tragic hero in a lot of ways.  He wants to do good but he is driven by revenge and he is cursed with knowing how every possible outcome will end.  But you are never going to…

You know why though right?

I actually laughed when it started, like, they’re intentionally making fun of that trope, right?

Very in keeping with Burton’s most recent “gotta pay the mortgage somehow” work.

After a few years to think it over, what I’ve currently settled on is that the movie’s major problem is how we see hardly anything of their relationship before Harper’s family comes into the picture, which means the movie can talk all it wants about how great a person Harper is most of the time, but all we see is her…

They looked cool in Knight Rider in the eighties, the watching of which is pretty much the limit of Elon’s technical background.

Anyone who’s TT moniker is “Mr. Bob Dobalina” is one righteous funky homo sapien.

While an incident where Majors allegedly abused Jabbari while they were riding in a car together was the impetus for the actor’s trial in the first place, those initial charges were brought by the state of New York rather than Jabbari herself.

Yes, as others have confirmed, he was aging it.

Buntaro spoiler in the front page title. I figured he made it out but come on.

that includes crew members not making out with each other

Tattoo lines don’t stay perfect as the ink diffuses out, this thing probably won’t work in a year or two. 

You hit the nail on the head with this one: “By speeding up the pace substantially, they had to keep all the players moving on the board, when a lot of the greatest interactions of the OG series happen when the main crew is just kinda hanging out.” But that problem seems structural. Not something they’re likely to fix.

“I may not be the smartest person”

not only that, but the employees are paying a much greater share of their income to taxes than tesla, while doing all of tesla’s work!

Tell me you don’t understand taxes without telling me your don’t understand taxes.

No, they’re paying for labor. The employees pay taxes. 

So it was Jingle All the Way then? Understandable.

Like it or not, Tesla IS Elon Musk. Tesla famously canned their Public Relations department in 2020.  Elon is the default PR guy and therefore the face of the company.

yes they did in fact