Well, I know the plural of ‘anecdote’ isn’t ‘data’, but every guy I ever knew of that had ‘Coach’ as their moniker was a POS.

Boy am I glad we got Krysten “Give me a wad of cash and you can use me like a hand puppet’ Sinema’s opinion on this.

Because law enforcement refused to pursue a case, saying it wasn’t possible under the law.

I think we can all agree anyone should be free to decline or return an award if they want to. But we’re only having this conversation because some people are saying they want her to return it.

The only reason someone should return an acting award is if it turns out it’s not actually their performance, somewhat like Milli Vanilli and their Grammy. This obviously hasn’t happened yet, and isn’t likely to any time soon, but I suppose we could get to a point where actors are replaced with computer generated…

It is no exaggeration to say that the police and law in Mississippi are far more concerned about the possible abortion than the definite child rape.

I read it as maybe her ex wasn’t so nice.

R.I.P.x

But you’ll be making 2.5x the average family income?

It’s liberal-offendin-bingo from the dipshits who buy “fuck your feelings” shirts while crying because they are upset about barbie movies or whatever the hell has their dander up each and every week. It’s so, so tryhard. Little wonder the comments sections are full of techbros talking about how the song ~ speaks ~ to…

Taryn Manning recently went on a bizarre MAGA supporting rant. The new licking outburst is oddly the more acceptable the two.

bags of fudge rounds?

“Lord, we got folks in the street, ain’t got nothin’ to eat / And the obese milkin’ welfare

I don’t think you’re seeing the big picture. This is the test case for Citizens United. Either Disney as a company is a person, and the government violated its First Amendment rights, in which case DeSantis will lose millions, or Disney is not actually a person and doesn’t have free speech, in which case Hobby Lobby…

Complains about using “buzzwords” right, completely fails to even open a dictionary to see that groom means something besides conditioning a child for sex.

“ —including a brief, funny reminder that, yes, Kristen Schaal is main-cast now on this show, now that you mention it— “

So will congress also prevent our personal cars from being tracked ie. via speed cameras, security cameras etc? I dont really care that I am tracked but trying to make things equal. 

Well perhaps if the United States valued its citizen’s physical and mental health over that of corporate wealth then we would live in a much more supportive and compassionate society. This is not the case. The “American dream” is the pursuit of wealth, power and fame. All other values are eclipsed by these primary…

Maybe just ignore this story. It’s deeply undignified to consider this news.