Yeah I get having a more “sport” mode and then a more “eco” or “comfort” mode, but it feels like at max there should be two, maaaybe 3 options here. And they should have names that say what they are.

Maybe I’m just an old but the whole drive mode thing is wild to me, especially the dumb Tesla ones. “Chill mode”, “Insane mode”, “Creep mode”, “Plaid mode”, “Ludicrous mode”...aside from the dumb names, what is the point of having 6 different modes?

I didn’t say anything about a human gait. And way to provide zero examples champ. Optimus is vaporware. Like most Musk vaporware, if it ever does come out, it will be in a drastically reduced state, or it will not come out at all.

Who’s Castro? The article quotes someone named “Castro” but never gives a first name, or mentions them more than that one time.

So since Trump recently said we “gotta” restrict the First Amendment, I’m sure Musk has completely abandoned his frothing, rabid support for him, since Musk’s whole (alleged) deal is being a free speech absolutist right?

Motor Trend says 8.3. Most other tests put it in the high 8's, low 9's, most realistic street starts seem to put it at around 10 seconds.

Yeah where the hell did that 0-60 time come from??

Yeah, it seems like most of the listings were less people trying to flip them, and more people trying to offload their malfunctioning lemon and trying to recoup their cost. 

It’s still so weird to me that any time Musk’s stocks are tanking, he can just stumble on to Twitter and post some rambling thing about how they’re just about to reveal some kind of magical new tech that obviously will never happen and that just fixes everything. At what point will people with money realize this is a…

And Willie Nelson is in his 90s! Still looking arguably better than this dude.

When I was a weird kid, I used to scrape the peanut butter of my lunch crackers and roll it up into a fairly solid ball and then just eat it. Granted, this was the type of peanut butter they put on lunch crackers, so not the high grade stuff, but it’s not too different than what’s in my pantry right now.

So far we’ve seen this robot as a guy in a spandex suit, then an elaborate mechanical turk being puppeted by someone just off camera, and now locked away behind glass. But surely it’s not just more vaporware to pump Tesla stock price.

I think I could absolutely hold a pound of peanut butter in my hand. It’s more like clay than like a liquid. I could ball up a pound of peanut butter easily.

The most shocking thing about this it that this man is 40 years old. He is somehow younger than me but easily looks 35 years older than me.

Tesla hasn’t refreshed its product line up in forever, and it’s only really “new” vehicle is the Cybertruck, a dumb novelty exercise that is more known for its myriad problems than any so-called technology advancements.

153 mph for 20 miles? Jesus.

Forest Gump.

What does this have to do with the border? It involves two people on a flight from Miami to Vegas.

This is why you don’t let food court pizza restaurants design cars.

Full size Hot Wheels car.