It’s still so weird to me that any time Musk’s stocks are tanking, he can just stumble on to Twitter and post some rambling thing about how they’re just about to reveal some kind of magical new tech that obviously will never happen and that just fixes everything. At what point will people with money realize this is a…

And Willie Nelson is in his 90s! Still looking arguably better than this dude.

When I was a weird kid, I used to scrape the peanut butter of my lunch crackers and roll it up into a fairly solid ball and then just eat it. Granted, this was the type of peanut butter they put on lunch crackers, so not the high grade stuff, but it’s not too different than what’s in my pantry right now.

So far we’ve seen this robot as a guy in a spandex suit, then an elaborate mechanical turk being puppeted by someone just off camera, and now locked away behind glass. But surely it’s not just more vaporware to pump Tesla stock price.

I think I could absolutely hold a pound of peanut butter in my hand. It’s more like clay than like a liquid. I could ball up a pound of peanut butter easily.

The most shocking thing about this it that this man is 40 years old. He is somehow younger than me but easily looks 35 years older than me.

Tesla hasn’t refreshed its product line up in forever, and it’s only really “new” vehicle is the Cybertruck, a dumb novelty exercise that is more known for its myriad problems than any so-called technology advancements.

153 mph for 20 miles? Jesus.

Forest Gump.

What does this have to do with the border? It involves two people on a flight from Miami to Vegas.

This is why you don’t let food court pizza restaurants design cars.

Full size Hot Wheels car.

I may be a dumb dumb, but I remember people taking the Cybertruck apart and finding that the battery area was mostly empty with a lot of unused space. So why does this range extender have to go in the truck bed?

“The airline handed him over to the police, but he was later released for an explained reason.”

Yknow in an article like this you’d think you’d see a mention of how SpaceX dumps tons of mercury into waterways.

I’ve never really liked how these looked. Just very blobby, bland styling. And I remember a time when these were EVERYWHERE, in that weird dark turquoise that every early 90s car seems to have been offered in. 

Traffic Aware Cruise? Chill Mode? Car Wash Mode? Love to put my car in a different “mode” every time I do anything.

Hey now, if they actually transcribed the TikTok this article might be comprehensible. What they’re doing here is creating an AI mishmash of gibberish around the idea of a TikTok.

Have you SEEN Trump lately?

FAARRRRRRT.